fennec fox

Location: Capital Hill

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Edelweiss, Across the Universe
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by Sublime
• What do you like to read when you poop?: national geographic
• What keeps you up at night?: stress, death, past mistakes
• What helps you sleep?: pills
• What song or movie makes you cry?: too many, anything with animals
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: my heeaaaad
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: otis redding?
• What book have you read the most?: East of Eden
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Many from the 80s
• What piece of art would you steal?: Henry Darger stuff
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: their/there/they're
• What is your sweetest taboo?: not gonna say

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs