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Oct 28, 2009 savagebart commented on God, I Hope They Don't Have Him Killed....
I'm glad you said it. My first thought was... car crash, plane crash, hunting accident, bar brawl... wonder how they'll end this young man's life... I think he is in serious danger.
Oct 21, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
My boner is good in all cases except when I smell cologne or hairspray or Lysol or any chemical stinky stuff. This is part of the sensitivity syndrome that is very real for about 15% of the population, but many people don't even know they have this sensitivity to toxic products. If you're having droopy boners even when you're young, you might consider what you've been exposed to at the time or shortly before.
Oct 5, 2009 savagebart commented on Obama Keeps On Talking the Talk....
Obama's on the case; keep buggin' him to do something.

Btw, my quibble: people don't "walk the walk." We "walk the talk," meaning we act on our words. Wish everyone would get this one down.
Sep 23, 2009 savagebart commented on The Local Fauna.
Haha, I grew up in Florida. Those things, big as your thumb, were common as sand... Now I live in San Francisco; ain't got no roaches here.
Sep 23, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
I'm hoping DEFINE's wife will revisit her feelings about her reported orgasm. Sounds like a good time was had by all. And then it was over. Her husband, it feels like to me, kinda likes that this happened; I think there might be some teasing and titillation going on. They might even reenact it for fun! I had some teenage sex that I was long ashamed of till I finally realized he had fun, I had fun, it was all consensual, and people love hearing about it! Time for some revisionism, sweetheart. Make it a happy memory!
Sep 2, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
Eating cum...? Lick. Swallow. Done in one second. Big deal! C'mon, monkeys, just do it. Better than whining. Slurp, done!
Aug 5, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
I had a really good boyfriend long ago who was born with only one testicle. It made no difference to me at all. But he was bothered by it and got a prosthetic -- which he lived to regret. His body surrounded the faux ball with scar tissue; it was hard as a rock. He was very unhappy with it.

I've since had sex with another sweet kind guy who had lost a ball to a cancer scare. I like balls, but unless it's your specific fetish, who cares!
Jul 2, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
About rough sex... I have a distinction I like to make. Others may like it too.

The line between Hurt and Harm, between Pain and Injury.

Pain is just a sensation. If a person likes it, so what if you inflict it! Harm or Injury, not to be done; and it's bad karma -- eventually it will bite you back.

You can smudge the line if you want. A bruise is a small injury. So is a hickey. You and yours decide.

Just sharing a thought.
Jun 24, 2009 savagebart commented on My Kinky Normal Life.
Now I want peanut butter cookies.
Jun 10, 2009 savagebart commented on Savage Love.
About poop on sofas. In Europe, they have this great thing called a BIDET. We all know what this is by now. Great for washing the ass and the genitals. Here in the good ol' USA, we don't have bidets very much. But you can fake it with a gallon jug of water next to the toilet. You figure it out. Wash your ass with water each time, then wash your hands with soap really well. This low tech method is common in India and other parts of the world. Clean butt, no skid marks. I've been doing it for many years...