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Jun 14

johnnie commented on Who the Fuck Puts Blinders on a Building?.

No one in Seattle should be worrying about too much sun.

May 29

johnnie commented on Free Love! (To the First 100 Customers at the King County Pet Adoption Center this Weekend).

BAD IDEA. Impulsive pet buying rarely works out. I hope those shelters are excited to get those pets back in two months or so.

May 24

johnnie commented on Did You Steal Our Unpaid Intern's Camera?.

So, kid left essentially $1500 laying on a table, in public, unattended. Someone took it. Saying, "Well, what did you expect?" doesn't make you an asshole. Rather, putting yourself in that position makes you an idiot.

I like unpaid intern's occasional Occupy musing and he's probably a great guy, but how anyone can muster anything more than a lazy shrug at this is beyond me.

May 24

johnnie commented on Did You Steal Our Unpaid Intern's Camera?.

Unpaid intern totally deserved it. Whenever I see people leaving expensive electronic things laying around in public, I'm always tempted to steal them just to teach someone a lesson. About how things can be stolen when you're an idiot.

May 22

johnnie commented on Portland Voters Are Stoopid.

Everyone needs to stop sucking science's dick.

May 21

johnnie commented on American Gothic.

Parasitical Rites, anyone?

Apr 26

johnnie commented on SL Letter of the Day: Not One of Those Bisexuals.

In my experience, when gay guys say they're "not like other gay people," they mean they're not some femmy fag. The disavowal is about perceptions of gender and masculinity, not sex. Stupid internalized homophobia.

At least that's what it's been every time I've seen a kid say it. Maybe you hang out with different young gays.