Nov 22
Montdidier commented on
Everything Is Dessert.
Starbucks figured out looooong ago that milkshakes are better for your bottom line than coffee, bc people will drink milkshakes all day, but coffee tastes "icky". The best way to make money is to encourage childish instincts. The world is, and always has been, fucked. The end.
Nov 17
Montdidier commented on
Don't Get Your Ayn Rand Panties in a Bundle.
seems from the Fantagraphics profile of the book that his skewering, as attempted, is of self-righteous lefties more than "anyone who vehemently disagrees with Ayn Rand". See for instance the unseemly way the "Rand hater" is drawn. But that doesn't excuse Bagge's apparent ignorance of what Rand wrote, which is about as deserving of the term "extreme overreaction" as it gets. "Everybody is Stupid Except for Me" has a kind of weird irony if you're ostensibly defending Rand. Just... fuck. Aren't we all too old for that?
Nov 11
Montdidier commented on
Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal: Next Year..
Barney could probably be a senator in Mass- if he wanted it. He couldn't run for prez obviously, but he casts enough of a shadow in the party that there is no way this statement doesn't come with at least a marginal acquiescence by the WH.
Oh and @5? That's what you believe, and unless you are in the service, then what you're doing is using the same "support the troops" argument we all got very sick of, wherein you impose your beliefs on what is undoubtedly not the entirety of those troops you "speak for" and call us all out for disagreeing with you, oops, i mean the troops.
Nov 5
Montdidier commented on
How to Open a Bottle of Wine.
er.. you do this with a pencil, right? you can do it with a stick too. you just have to know what you're doing. position spear-like object at top of corkscrew, bludgeon the other end with a rock or whatever is sitting next to you on the banks of the seine, and make sure the bottle isn't pointed anywhere near your eye.
if you have any money left, buy hash from the algerian kids sitting on the bench behind you.
Oct 29
Montdidier commented on
Your Daily Douchebags.
Teabagger 1: Gov't stay outta my church!
Teabagger 2: My church, get in to gv't!
Teabagger 1 & 2 ensemble: You are all less patriotic than! us!
Namaste: we don't have to live in a world where our mormon dads are gross, plus we have real jobs with benefits.
Oct 21
Montdidier commented on
Lunchtime Quickie.
obviously alcoholism is unhealthy, & often deadly. but whether or not it's a moral failure is entirely open to debate. And that's what the argument for this video's legitness hangs its hat on. But as comedy? Making fun of losers is what jocks do, and jocks ain't funny.