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May 21, 2014 mAlissa commented on I Stopped by the Costume Shop Where Macklemore Says He Got That Costume, and That Is Not a Witch Nose.
Good grief. Does the stranger staff have nothing better to do than go around harassing Costume Display employees about whether or not Macklemore bought something from their shop? This is almost worse than that time Mudede wrote about loitering around downtown Target for 24 hours.

I mean, uhh.. Keep up that GRADE A investigative journalism.
Mar 2, 2013 mAlissa commented on In Which I Imagine Having a Sweet-Ass Rack.
this article would be better if it was funny. but it's not.
Jul 20, 2012 mAlissa commented on Capitol Hill Block Party 2012.
Cloud Nothings drummer is ri-goddamn-diculous. if you get a chance to check them out.
Oct 13, 2011 mAlissa commented on Hard Times at the Central District Safeway.
This article is RIVETING!
Oct 10, 2011 mAlissa commented on Victoria Liss VS. the Receipt Creep: Capitol Hill Debacle.
Let's all go down to OccupySeattle with signs that say "Andy Meyer is a douchewaffle."

Ok, go.
Oct 10, 2011 mAlissa commented on Netflix Scraps Stupid Qwikster Idea.
If only people were as angry about Citizens United as they are about Netflix, maybe we could get some sh*t done around here.
Jun 20, 2010 mAlissa commented on This Shit Is Really Getting To Me.
Hey it's better than Alaska.... suck it up!
May 9, 2010 mAlissa commented on What Would Slog Ice Cream Taste Like?.
Joh's fucken crazy! He tastes like a hot dog marinated in warm pickle juice.
Feb 2, 2010 mAlissa commented on Yes? No? Not Sure? (Seattle's Only Obama Poll.).
Tooooo bad he's NOT a socialist. but carry on..
Jan 1, 2010 mAlissa commented on George W. Bush....
now if we could only get Cheney and Rove to STFU.