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A non-old, non-young guy living in seattle.

ryanayr is really bored at work.
Apr 17, 2015 ryanayr commented on Police Reports Illustrated: When the Getaway Car Won't Start.
These are seriously the best.
Apr 17, 2015 ryanayr commented on Truck Spills Bees—Yes, Bees—All Over I-5.
Wait, beads? They spilled beads?
Mar 25, 2014 ryanayr commented on Christian School Expells Eight-Year-Old Tomboy.
Well, lemons into lemonade, at least she doesn't have to go to a batshit religious school anymore.
Feb 26, 2014 ryanayr commented on I'm Still a Card-Carrying Republican, Apparently.
Nice nails
Feb 11, 2014 ryanayr commented on Want to Help Homeless People Prosper? Provide Lockers.
Hey, like most European cities that have lockers in major transportation hubs, it would be AMAZING to have lockers available at say, the Link light Rail stations or King Street Station or SeaTac or where ever really. For just general use for travelers or visitors for pay.
Feb 6, 2014 ryanayr commented on SL Letter of the Day: Tacky Texting.
It might be added too that blaming your partner's feelings on their monthly cycle is a serious fratboy shitty move
Jan 27, 2014 ryanayr commented on The Mary (Lambert) Monday Morning News.
That's very nice

but seriously, what the fuck is Madonna wearing?!
Jan 16, 2014 ryanayr commented on Kate Gosselin Gets Torpedoed by Silent Twin Daughters on the Today Show.
narcissist mothers are perfect for reality TV. In fact, it's probably a requirement.
Jan 16, 2014 ryanayr commented on Jezebel Will Pay You $10,000 To Prove Lena Dunham's Body Is Actually Disgusting.
Or pointing out the hypocrisy of someone saying that she doesn't care how others perceive her body, having her image altered to look skinnier than reality? But really, how much control would Dunham have over what Vogue does with the pictures? So yeah, 10,000$ poorly spent.
Jan 10, 2014 ryanayr commented on The Fastest American Internet Is in the Middle of Nowhere Washington.
@2 - what he said. There's a TON of servers in E Wash. Data and server companies may supplant the Aluminum industry as the biggest industry operating next to huge BPA dams for cheap electricity.