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to watch the world destroy itself, and then say, "told you so"

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  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
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  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • SF or LA
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  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: rainbow country
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: freiends theme tune
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: savage duh
  • What keeps you up at night?: dirty pics fap fap fap...
  • What helps you sleep?: fap fap fap...
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: contact, honestly
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: nose
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: jesus, then try picking on me
  • What book have you read the most?: dictionary
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: eraserhead
  • What piece of art would you steal?: taj mahal
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: where the hell does this (') thing go when you start using s's'
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: sneezing into your hand
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: catholic wanton destruction
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: people are more afraid of shadows than boogey men
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: i use a chisel to extract it from the mouths of dead people
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: dead. and he sent me here cos he thought yawl should know. yeah, it was cancer. god cancer. no wait. religion is the cancer that is killing us, yeah, that's it, and god wants us to listen to him as private individuals and ignore the evil

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