Ialdaboth
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Feb 14, 2013 Ialdaboth commented on Savage Love.
Septimus Warren Smith hurled himself out the window onto the iron fence spears of Western misosodomism, but I, also defenestrated, remain suspended several feet above the fence, levitated by stoic ataraxy. My ox has been gored too often, and I have no dog in this fight.

Onomastectomist

From Kamloops to L'Anse aux Meadows, horny young Canadians like me have had fun engaging in extremely rapid serial monogamy, of a kink-free, non-bisexual natural, without the use of sildenafil or other artificial sweeteners, although Warnansky and Beckett have recently shown that a new class of antagonists to dopamine reuptake inhibitors can diminish the refractory period between one boyfriend and the next to 27 seconds, without any danger of over-engorgement to the corpora cavernosa. You people in Baja New Brunswick (I don't mean this perjuratively!) should be so lucky.

Diastasis

Ms. Ass-stasis, you were not the foul offspring of Beelzebub and the Australopithicine Lucy you would understand that you don't even exist.

Cacciatore_nero

Cack-balls, I know you dream every night of amputating my arms and legs and toying with my ever-more-petite young body, but that's not going to happen.

Diastasis

I don't hold with pederasty myself, but if the umpire calls the pederastic equivalent to the infield-fly rule, you're safe, unless you're out. Nothing human is alien to me, and my tolerance is limitless, but no one can violate Grimm's law without getting his or her ass handed to him or her in a sling. And I'm not even a native speaker of English!

Glyptodont

I don't have any idea what anyone is talking about--it's like a clarinet concerto written by Schoenberg! I'm writing a clarinet concerto too! You ROCK, Dan! Unless I'm wrong about that!

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Feb 14, 2013 Ialdaboth joined My Stranger Face
Feb 14, 2013 Ialdaboth commented on Savage Love.
Septimus Warren Smith hurled himself out the window onto the iron fence spears of Western misosodomism, but I, also defenestrated, remain suspended several feet above the fence, levitated by stoic ataraxy. My ox has been gored too often, and I have no dog in this fight.

Onomastectomist

From Kamloops to L'Anse aux Meadows, horny young Canadians like me have had fun engaging in extremely rapid serial monogamy, of a kink-free, non-bisexual natural, without the use of sildenafil or other artificial sweeteners, although Warnansky and Beckett have recently shown that a new class of antagonists to dopamine reuptake inhibitors can diminish the refractory period between one boyfriend and the next to 27 seconds, without any danger of over-engorgement to the corpora cavernosa. You people in Baja New Brunswick (I don't mean this perjuratively!) should be so lucky.

Diastasis

Ms. Ass-stasis, you were not the foul offspring of Beelzebub and the Australopithicine Lucy you would understand that you don't even exist.

Cacciatore_nero

Cack-balls, I know you dream every night of amputating my arms and legs and toying with my ever-more-petite young body, but that's not going to happen.

Diastasis

I don't hold with pederasty myself, but if the umpire calls the pederastic equivalent to the infield-fly rule, you're safe, unless you're out. Nothing human is alien to me, and my tolerance is limitless, but no one can violate Grimm's law without getting his or her ass handed to him or her in a sling. And I'm not even a native speaker of English!

Glyptodont

I don't have any idea what anyone is talking about--it's like a clarinet concerto written by Schoenberg! I'm writing a clarinet concerto too! You ROCK, Dan! Unless I'm wrong about that!

Grizabella
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