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Dec 12, 2013 Valkyrie commented on SLLOTD: Bend Over.
No way is it fake.
Oct 22, 2013 Valkyrie commented on Butt Update! Slog's Cheeky New Butt News Roundup.
I have an anal fissure. :-(
Oct 3, 2013 Valkyrie commented on SLLOTD: Fully-Clothed Fantasy.
Oh my god, I very much want to watch two dudes getting it on. I'm bi, so I don't know if I'm more like a lesbian or more like a straight girl in this respect.
Aug 22, 2013 Valkyrie commented on Did You Know It's the Season When Giant House Spiders Walk Around Seattle Homes?.
Hey @20, I'm on Bainbridge and I once sent a spider to the extension folks to get confirmation that it was, yep, definitely a hobo. I wouldn't count on not having hobos in Seattle proper.
Aug 22, 2013 Valkyrie commented on Did You Know It's the Season When Giant House Spiders Walk Around Seattle Homes?.
Hobos don't get huge like that. If you're ever unsure of whether a Tegenaria-type spider is or isn't a hobo, you can catch it inside a plastic bag and gently spread it out under a lamp. If it has stripey legs, it's not a hobo. If it has a ring of dots around its "chest", it's not a hobo. If neither of those things are true, go ahead and kill it.
Aug 21, 2013 Valkyrie commented on The Best Ice Cream in Seattle May Not Be in Seattle.
Mora's definitely the best ice cream in the world. I like dulce de leche best. Try chocolate mousse and raspberry. Banana split is wonderful, too. The only time I sampled the cinnamon it was a bit grainy, but that was in the off-season so maybe it was just old.
Jul 23, 2013 Valkyrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: Did All That Ass Play Break My Dick?.
Are there conditioner bottles with flared bases? If so, those are the only conditioner bottles you should ever put in your ass. You're only issued one ass in this life. Treat it with the respect it deserves.
Jul 11, 2013 Valkyrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: Two Words.
Why not masturbate with a condom for a while? I also second Fnarf. Female condoms are ungainly, but damnit, they work.
Apr 6, 2013 Valkyrie commented on This Is Beyond Categories.
@4:

"Police said the dogs were being raised for sale and for fighting."

 
 

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