Aug 14
izzydizzybangbang commented on
"News": Your Foot Is Gross..
I thought the flip flop was invented to protect my feet from broken glass, because if I wasn't wearing them I would be walking barefoot. Let your feet breath or stick them in a sweaty shoe crawling with athletes foot? It's just a little dirt after all.
Aug 14
izzydizzybangbang commented on
How to Make Your Life Better.
I've never been able to hit the gym on a regular basis because it. is. so. god. damn. boring. I'm totally gonna try out getting stoned before the gym when I get home. If this works and I get fit, I will be in your debt forever. Fuck trainers and diets, my friendly local Strangers have all the answers.
Jul 6
izzydizzybangbang commented on
Palin: This Ought to Be Awesome.
Here in Bocas, Panama, a handful of us expats and travelers watched the video speech thing she gave where she went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about nothing in particular with that corn syrup smile on her face like every word she said was SUPER and just made her so HAPPY that should couldn't help but SMILE. Yes, we concluded she is super high on drogas. De acuerdo. Or she has one of those personality disorders that makes her fly high as a kite talking about herself, because she is the BEST and everyone loves her. right.