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Feb 21 ctmcmull commented on I Anonymous: Bosnian Gratitude.
@2: seriously, right? When was the last time AZ's malt liquor/cocaine shtick was even remotely funny, either as a non-sequitur, a caustically casual dismissal, or any other semi-plausible attempt at semi-humor. He's been dropping it in like a comments section turd for well over 10 years now, and it's basically never entertaining, let alone funny.
Feb 21 ctmcmull commented on Will Gov. Jay Inslee Make a Bid for the Presidency in 2020? He Says No, The Seattle Times Says Yes.
@1 -- How about we just settle on no candidates from Texas? We need a 50-year moratorium on that one...
Feb 16 ctmcmull commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Why Is My Gay Son Hooking Up With a Girl?.
nocutename @25:
Thank you, every little reminder helps. It's been a little bruise to the confidence for us hair-chested fellas ever since Tom Seleck was dumped by the fantasy-zeitgeist in favor of the hairless Calvin Klein cupcake ideal. I was born two decades late. Fortunately the individual lovers who really DO like running their fingers through a shag carpet aren't too shy to express that preference.
Jan 27 ctmcmull commented on SL Letter of the Day: One and Done?.
@3. Lite beers? Ugghh. Nobody should be expected to traumatize themselves that way for someone else's fantasy...
Jan 19 ctmcmull commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Reader Advice Round-Up.
Are my wife, my girlfriend, and I the only ones calling it a hoo-haw?
Jan 11 ctmcmull commented on Sending Handmade Pussy Hats to Washington, DC, with Love and Power from Seattle.
Newcomers - pffft.
I've been wearing pussy on my head - and my face, specifically - since, like, forever.
Jan 9 ctmcmull commented on Bands I Pretended to Like for Boys. Part Four: Daniel Johnston.
@1: Don't you get it? Her desire to be seen as "cool" and "in the know" by a boy she was crushing on - and that she hoped was crushing on her - was a de facto move of oppression by The Patriachy. But now she's throwing off the chains of the expectations of hetero-normative gender roles and speaking out all of these decades later. Thank you, thank you, Kathleen! The noble cause of social justice is immeasurably advanced by your bravery, your willingness to shine a bright light into the dark corners of male privilege. Never again shall you have to feign engagement in anyone else's interests!

The days of tyranny will soon be over! Only then will the boys begin to pretend to be interested in their girlfriend's favorite shitty bands!
Jan 5 ctmcmull commented on Teatro ZinZanni's Sanitized Queerness.
@1: Maybe there's some clause in Rich's employment agreement that he only gets paid if he sounds like a prick?
Jan 5 ctmcmull commented on On the Blabbermouth Podcast: Lindy West Ditches Twitter, We Walk Into a Neo-Nazi Troll Storm. How Was YOUR Holiday?.
@4: Well said. I've made these general observations myself. Having no need to take a bite from a turd sandwich before declaring it un-eatable, I similarly have never yet opened a FB or Twitter account for myself - both were obviously social pablum from the outset; no need to get any closer than that.