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Apr 16 ctmcmull commented on RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: More Shade, Less Shine in "Good Morning Bitches".
Phew...heterosexuality restored...
Apr 16 ctmcmull commented on RuPaul's Drag Race Recap: More Shade, Less Shine in "Good Morning Bitches".
As a straight, white, American male, all I can add to this conversation I that I favor Stihl chainsaws with a 24-inch bar and a semi-chisel skip-tooth chain for felling and bucking.
Apr 13 ctmcmull commented on The United Airlines Incident (and Delta's Ongoing Cancellations) Reflect How Much Plane Travel Is Sucking Right Now.
I will gladly accept $11,000 to not travel to Florida. Hell yes.
Apr 6 ctmcmull commented on What the Woman Who Invented the Term "White Fragility" Thinks About Trump.
Well, I suppose not everyone can study or work/study useful things like the sciences or engineering or mechanics or baking or accounting or material development or medicine or manufacturing processes or project management or construction or computing or writing or etc...and it's important to come up with a 'field of study' (snicker) with all the trappings of erudition and academic rigor in order to give mummy and poppy a sense that tuition payments for their precious dumpling isn't a complete waste...
(double snicker)
Apr 6 ctmcmull commented on Savage Love.
@ PERSIST: Stick a finger up her ass. Duh. EVERY woman just lurvs it!
Mar 16 ctmcmull commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Too Drunk To Swing.
I'm with 30, and will also point out that if he's like many of us penis-havers, then he can't have been too drunk and ALSO ready to bang. If he was even close to as drunk as his wife, he would have had equipment malfunctions and penetration would've been problematic. So I think she has some justification to feel hurt that her wasted-state was taken advantage of.

Obviously, individual results may vary.
Feb 21 ctmcmull commented on I Anonymous: Bosnian Gratitude.
@2: seriously, right? When was the last time AZ's malt liquor/cocaine shtick was even remotely funny, either as a non-sequitur, a caustically casual dismissal, or any other semi-plausible attempt at semi-humor. He's been dropping it in like a comments section turd for well over 10 years now, and it's basically never entertaining, let alone funny.
Feb 21 ctmcmull commented on Will Gov. Jay Inslee Make a Bid for the Presidency in 2020? He Says No, The Seattle Times Says Yes.
@1 -- How about we just settle on no candidates from Texas? We need a 50-year moratorium on that one...
Feb 16 ctmcmull commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Why Is My Gay Son Hooking Up With a Girl?.
nocutename @25:
Thank you, every little reminder helps. It's been a little bruise to the confidence for us hair-chested fellas ever since Tom Seleck was dumped by the fantasy-zeitgeist in favor of the hairless Calvin Klein cupcake ideal. I was born two decades late. Fortunately the individual lovers who really DO like running their fingers through a shag carpet aren't too shy to express that preference.