Jan 14, 2010 mmbb_c commented on The Gay Agenda Exposed.
you've converted me; i now back your non-seattle pro-gary diatribes since it will allow me to legally, umm, nevermind.

seattle, whut?
Jan 14, 2010 mmbb_c commented on An Ominous Sign.
so much for neutral journalistic integrity, dan (as if you were ever an actual journalist in the first place, heey-ohhh!).
Jan 14, 2010 mmbb_c commented on The Big Story, Part One.
huh, the biggest story in the whole fucking world right now is about the absofuckinglutely loss of the entire Hatian art community.

show some respect, WHITE bitch!
Jan 11, 2010 mmbb_c commented on Your Money Problems Are Solved in Questionland!.
A: should I get a degree in journalism like my [sic] heroin Megan?
Q: flibbitygidget savage blowjob.
Jan 11, 2010 mmbb_c commented on Here's To You, Mrs. Robinson.
young straight boy with older woman == hot (het)
old man with young and legally-aged girl == hot (het)
young gay man with older gay man == illegal (homo)

by choosing homo, dan, you missed out on both ends of the stick.
ask marykay fualaau if you don't believe me.
Jan 4, 2010 mmbb_c commented on No One Could've Predicted.
what the fuck, dan? this is mudede's beat. so gtfo! oh, wait, there's some gay in there? but charles hates fags, so... cockfight?
Jan 1, 2010 mmbb_c commented on George W. Bush....
in other news, water is wet.
Dec 31, 2009 mmbb_c commented on Rush Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital With Chest Pains.
TEMPORARY BIG MAC ATTACK! Gotta keep the weight up to keep those jowls in shape, Rush.
Dec 31, 2009 mmbb_c commented on Misogyny and a Leatherman.
Stories like this make me wonder what I'd be capable of getting away with.
Dec 31, 2009 mmbb_c commented on "My Husband".
CHA-CHING, hawkins, CHA-CHING, and shouldn't you go by "Ms." instead of "Mrs." now?
My New Year's gift to you is a single crocodile tear. Does it taste salty, or just bitter?