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Minty is I get it... YOu want me to say " Your Mom", right?
Jul 6, 2016 Minty commented on Returning Column!.
@sportlandia YES! YOU should get your own column! Then maybe there would finally be a Stranger piece good for something besides housebreaking a puppy!
Apr 16, 2012 Minty commented on New Column!.
Yeah, not good. There are probably three people in existence who feel passionately enough about the Monkees to find either end of this fun/offensive, and I'll bet that they don't read The Stranger.
Apr 6, 2012 Minty commented on I, Anonymous.
Hey! I love you and I am glad you are still here. Anyone who would attempt to belittle somebody for expressing gratitude to another human for saving a life… is just not even worth being annoyed at. They obviously don't understand enough about empathy to live any sort of meaningful life so let them be selfish bitches forever. They might even have themselves fooled, but of course never really knowing any kind of meaningful existence, they just won't ever be able to fathom the intensity of life that you are able to experience, for any reason, good or bad.
Mental illness is a disease. A disease is an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs bodily functions and can be deadly. Just because you can't see emotion, does not make it any less real than any of your body's other functions.
Mar 13, 2012 Minty commented on I, Anonymous.
Yuck! Everyone involved probably lives a better life now that you are not in it. What a disgusting skank. You made me feel gross just reading this. "Be kind; Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle." No one benefits from intentionally inflicted misery, dummy. If anything it just makes people bigger assholes. Treat others as you would like to be treated… did you not go to kindergarden?
Mar 13, 2012 Minty commented on I, Anonymous.
Yeah, your poor wife needs to know what a shit head you are. You should tell her so she can get the hell away from you. Any sister who would screw her sister's husband or ex husband is a piece of shit too. If you're so damn kinky take out an ad on lustlab, don't go screw your wife's sister, shithead.
Aug 26, 2011 Minty commented on I, Anonymous.
Six years later? Whoa. Get over it already. Some people actually prefer cheaters cause they get a rush from that dirty feeling. (Not me! I'm just sayin') But who the hell cares about your ex from six years ago? Who cares if he is in jail or has like 100 kids or loves go-go taquitos from 7/11? Who cares if you don't like anal and he does. It's legit, if you guys aren't compatible in bed then it wouldn't have worked anyhow. I'm not saying cheating is cool, but some people are just fucking assholes (ha ha), and like stupid high school chicks. I would say just be glad you got out of that, but you are obviously psycho if you still feel contempt after this long, and I'd say... who cares? Who cares?
Jul 14, 2011 Minty commented on My T-Shirt Shows Everything.
And I had goldfish tattoos while you still had none and you worked at Pizza Hut and were afraid of girls and listened to Cat Stevens all day. Quit trying to front. I was high on heroin delivering pizzas while you lived at the country club with your cousin. Walked on my soul my ass.
Jul 14, 2011 Minty commented on My T-Shirt Shows Everything.
Whatever. I have punched cops. Have you ever punched cops? YOu drink pee and are afraid of fat pregnant chicks. Don't pretend you are hardcore.
Jul 14, 2011 Minty commented on Brave New City.
Ha ha! Right on 1,2, and 8. YOu guys rock my world.
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