Dec 10, 2014
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Some Ladies Hate Their Labia—And That's Okay—Plus ALL CAPS Oral Rage!
Yeah... grow the fuck up. I assume you're an adult. That's when you get over the fact you aren't perfect by whatever standard. I didn't like my big nose for ages. I got over it, deemed it "perfectly Grecian", and when I'm feeling down about it note that it makes my face more memorable. Same with any part of the body you don't like.
Not saying I'm framing pictures of my junk as high art, but I'm far from the 12 year old me thinking masturbating had somehow damaged my labia, since one side is frilled and purple and the other isn't. Turns out, holy crap, that's normal. Nowadays, I don't give them any more thought than I do my fingers. They're just a part of my body that feel nice when handled the right way, same as ANY part of my body.
If you're still fixating on a perceived physical imperfection by the time you're closer to menopause than college, you'd be better getting therapy or getting it sculpted, cause you're in for a miserable life of unnecessary angst, you immature twit.
Oct 3, 2013
commented on SLLOTD: Fully-Clothed Fantasy
I'm a straight chick and I like gay porn. Not so much the jacking off [boring], but two dudes going at it? Hell yeah!
Oct 2, 2013
commented on Savage Love
I got the golden fucking ticket with my foot fetishist.
I like having my feet worshiped and doing kinky stuff. He LOVES worshiping my feet and likes doing kinky stuff.
The only downside is my inability to tap into it.
Apr 10, 2013
commented on Today in Legislative Developments
France hasn't done gay marriage yet? Shit, they were OK with the sex stuff before Britain and America. Why the foot-dragging, frogs?
Mar 28, 2013
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Bonus Advice for SIS
It's only legal in certain parts of Nevada. NOT Las Vegas or Reno. You'd have to go way into the desert where the Bunny Farms are to find legal brothels.
Feb 24, 2013
commented on Ladies Wearing Jeans
I was in a Nevada church, and I made the True Love Waits promise. I didn't get over it until age 23, when I had thought things over and gone Agnostic. It took me another 3 years to have GOOD sex.
Now I'm in New York consistently having sex with one man who I'm not married to and using protection because I educated myself as to the risks.
Everyone else in that little church group? Still in Nevada, and most are up to 2 babies by now with little hope for so much as a vacation let alone a move.