Chaucer59
Austin, Texas
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Jan 11 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love.
BREEDER has everything turned bass ackwards. Typical. These heterosexuals, always shoving their sexuality in our faces. Don't those people ever think about anything but penises entering (and exiting and entering and...) vaginas? If we have to hear from breeders, why can't it be more straight anilingus, straight anal fisting, or stories about straight people snowballing?
Signed, horny bisexual guy.

Seriously, Dan, we can all see that BREEDER is a huge loss for you. Condolences, and keep up the great work.
Jan 11 Chaucer59 commented on I Want to Take My Womb Out of Retirement and Give Birth to a Black Daughter So That She Can See Hidden Figures.
I loved this movie. Yes, it's maudlin and shmaltzy—a tear-jerker from beginning to end. And I cried and cried and cherished every tear. I know the movie compressed about fifteen years worth of loosely related incidents together in a two-year span to make the story more dramatic and cohesive. It doesn't matter. The facts delivered are just as factual and , occasionally, just as ugly. This is an important story. On the way home I texted both of my adult daughters (one in Iowa, one in California) and told them they have to see it. Incidentally, my daughters and my wife and I are all white. The theater where I saw Hidden Figures, on the outskirts of Austin, TX, held a mixed-race audience—mostly white, but about a third people of color. It didn't matter. Everyone I saw leaving had tear streaks down their cheeks.

Also, Pharell Williams' soundtrack is bound to be a popular item. I just wish he'd used more music from Janelle Monae. I only heard her voice in one song.
Jun 6, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Little Big Man.
FFS PENIS, most women not only don't care what your cock looks like—they'd rather not see it at all. So either get over yourself or learn to enjoy sex in the dark.
Jun 1, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love.
Regarding DCMC: methinks the lady doth protest too much. At 46, being with a 29-year-old has the dichotomous effect of making her feel young (having youthful sex) and simultaneously holding up a mirror to show those nasty crow's feet. I get the distinct impression DCMC really wants permission to ignore the age difference and just let the relationship be what it is: hot sex between two people who like and respect one another—between two people who might, given the opportunity, learn to love one another. This LW preemptively protests the label she expects (DON'T Call Me Cougar), but she implies the label by referring to her paramour as "Kid." She's dismissing him as too young for her but begging us to not judge her for fucking a child (which she's not). Fuck it, DCMC—or rather, fuck HIM. It's what you both want, and it sounds like you both enjoy one another. And FFS, woman, stop calling him "Kid" and stop trying to shove him toward women you think more appropriate for him. He doesn't want those younger women, DCMC. He wants you. Revel in the attention. And stop bitching about having exactly what you want.
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Mar 10, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on We Saw You Tag the New Tiles on a Rite Aid, Skip Down a Bike Lane Dressed Ridiculously, and Push Your Cart Like a Maniac Around QFC.
@1 could that be "Age not rage"? Maybe the tagger was responding to Dylan Thomas?
Mar 10, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Drunken Demand.
If your friend thinks you're applying some kind of unfair standard to her, FIRST, just tell her you don't fuck ANYONE while they're drunk. It's a perfectly reasonable limit to set and has nothing to do with GGG. And I'm in complete agreement: I don't want to fuck a drunk, either. Anyone who has to get hammered to have sex with me is clearly not into me.
Feb 21, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Bonus Blowjob Tips, Anal Sex Toy Recs.
@30 a great example that, hey, de gustibus. I like all of the above—not just tolerate, I actively enjoy semen, oysters, and vaginal secretions. That's just the way I'm wired.

Similarly, you can't use logic to explain away squeamishness. Example: ever taken the saliva swallow test? It goes like this: hold a tablespoon in your mouth until it's full of saliva. Now, take it out of your mouth and wait a couple minutes for the spoon to cool to room tempeeature. If I asked you to, would you swallow that spoonful of cool saliva? How about if your lover collected the spoonful? Would you swallow your lovers cooled saliva? Some people say yes to the first but no to the second. Still others will swallow either with no compunction. No amount of discussion or rationalization will change most people's minds about these tests.
Feb 18, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: One Suggestion for First-Time, Bucket-List MMF Threesome.
And one more suggestion for the LW: peg both guys a few times before they get together. That gets them accustomed to preparing for and receiving anal penetration. This will lessen the chance of penetration pain, which can be overwhelming if you're not ready for it and for how slowly initial penetration must go.
Feb 18, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: One Suggestion for First-Time, Bucket-List MMF Threesome.
@24 & @25 I definitely disagree—at least partly. I'm bi, and a lot of things turn me on about both sexes. A mouthful of pubes is not, however, one of those things. I love giving head to partners of both sexes, but I really hate picking pubes out of my teeth or—even worse—the back of my throat. For my bucket list threesomes, I prefer all parties to be sans pubic hair.
Feb 18, 2016 Chaucer59 commented on On Oxytocin, Pseudoscientific Views, and Rightwing Radio Hosts.
@1 and @3, what letter were you reading? The one I read was asking for advice, not claiming to be proof of anything.