Jul 31
allergictopizza commented on
Chew This Book.
Not a friend of anyone at the Dreaming...just got treated like an idiot way too many times at Zanadu. Lack of a penis = stupid at Zanadu. The folks at the Dreaming are helpful and nice, even when you have breasts.
Jul 28
allergictopizza commented on
Passive-Aggressive Note?.
@93 doggy blog commenting = awesome.
@74 (I think) - um...what? That is impressive. I must have one. It does, however, appear to be cardboard. Single usage, I'm guessing. Unless I get some of those doggy bones that will make my pee PH more acceptable.
Jul 27
allergictopizza commented on
Passive-Aggressive Note?.
Man, reading Slog comments makes me hate Seattle, whilst living in Seattle makes me love Seattle.
Hey, fuckers who hate dogs...Are you going to put up signs to keep the birds from shitting on your lawn, too? What about rabbits? Or moles? Or worms? Or amoebas?
How about a sign preventing plants from shitting up our atmosphere with their poopy oxygen?
Dogs live in cities. People walk dogs. Dogs piss. You bitch on slog when people don't walk the dogs, you bitch on slog when the dog gets tied up outside a store, you bitch on slog when the dog comes in the fucking store, you bitch on slog when folks don't take care of the dogs and the dogs eat someone, you just bitch, bitch, bitch on slog.
My dog is nicer than you. And I would piss on that sign myself if my lady parts would allow it.
Fuck.
Jul 22
allergictopizza commented on
Chew This Book.
Why on earth would you buy anything at Zanadu when The Dreaming is right up the street? They are such assholes in Zanadu.