commented on There Is No Goldy
When I see some of "the epic plan of God" here on Earth, i wonder if God needs to go back & study plan-making again, since He obviously failed at it the first time.
It always gets me when someone says "Everything happens for a reason!" - of course it's always a religious person, spouting typical religious nonsense. Religion & its certainty, its spouting of "faith" as some kind of virtue, always tries to yank us back into the Dark Ages. Seriously, how can any thinking person really believe the bizarre fairy tales in the Bible - or any other looney religious book?
commented on Your Dog Sucks
What gets me especially are the tiny fou-fou dogs that women carry around in their purses. These yippy dogs are just worthless little shit machines. I mean, can one of these mini-dogs break up a tavern fight? What good are they? I rest my case.
Wait, I take it back! Small furry dogs can be useful after all: They can be tied to the end of a long pole & used to dust window blinds.
commented on Seattle Weekly Eliminates Restaurant Critic Position
I do agree - sadly - that it seems the Weekly is paddling aimlessly & will likely ride its last kayak over the falls soon.
Looks like nothing can compete in this one-horse town with the undisputed champ, Seattle's Only Newspaper ...The Stranger.
commented on Feds Order 11 Seattle Medical Marijuana Dispensaries to Shut Their Doors
I can't wait till the day when weed is legalized nationwide ...then these bogus Barney Fifes will be out of a job.
Call them DEA, Joint Drug Task Forces, Metropolitan Enforcement Groups, or whatever ludicrous acronym ...they all make their livings busting small-time users, growers & businesses, and they do not deserve to be employed.
commented on May Day Is Around the Corner, and the FBI Wants Us to Know They're Watching
The Law Enforcement Industrial Complex is out of control in this country. These badged bozos are just the latest example.
Fortunately we are also approaching the day when tens of thousands of similar Bogus Barney Fifes - who make their livings busting small-time pot smokers & growers - are going to be rightly out of a job. As for these alphabet-spook jerks, we need to stand up to their heavy-handed, counter-productive police-state tactics.