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May 29, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on Drunk of the Week.
Lordy, so much wonderful haiku (or thereabouts) to choose from. For me it's ...

... with shaky hand, I
search for my AA schedule.
Freaked a bit, I guess.

Apr 12, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on I, Anonymous.
You're very welcome.
Feb 12, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on Concessions 90210.
Yay! Lindy takes aim, pulls the trigger, and sends 3D turdlets flying everywhere! Duck and cover! Yee-hah! (BTW, nice use of CAPITALS OF OUTRAGE.)

Feb 2, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on Your Vote on Gay Marriage.
Thanks, I Got Nuthin', for spotting this. I can hear the heads exploding in Centralia right ... about ... now.
Jan 20, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on Etta James, Dead at 73.
I remember the first time I heard Etta James. It was on a cassette tape driving over the pass on Hwy. 2 from Wenatchee to Seattle in the 1990s. It was (of course) "At Last." When she sang the words "you smile" over and over, I just about lost it. (I was also in love at the time.) Must say, that's how one should hear Etta James for the first time. Gonna miss that voice.
Jan 13, 2012 ron_in_PDX commented on A Totem Pole Made of Christmas Lights.
Well. That certainly went south in a hurry.
Nov 28, 2011 ron_in_PDX commented on Drunk of the Week.
Be still my beating heart.
Nov 26, 2011 ron_in_PDX commented on Dear Science.
I thought I heard some partying going on in the grapes last night. Now I know.
Nov 10, 2011 ron_in_PDX commented on HUMP! 2011.
@Seattle=hipster shithole ... I may be ugly, fat, hairy and unfashionable, but I can clean up, stop eating Twinkies, shave and put on some decent clothes, whereas you'll still be a judgmental prick. -signed, Seattle-

Nov 10, 2011 ron_in_PDX commented on I, Anonymous.
I had such high hopes for the illustration on this one, but all I got is more material for my 3:00 a.m. nightmares.