Jul 7, 2010 aeonopolis commented on SL Letter of the Day: More Advice From Sex At Dawn Coauthor Christopher Ryan.
Why is it that every time a monogamous partner ends up with a non-monogamous partner, the advice is, "People don't change...but here are the various ways you, the monogamous one, can and should"?

When the non-monogamous partner writes in, it's always, "Go ahead and break up with them now because you can't change, but if you want to try to make it work, here are ways to get them to change."
Apr 1, 2010 aeonopolis commented on SL Letter of the Day: Never Read the "Savage Love" Mail At Lunch, Never Read the "Savage Love" Mail At Lunch, Never Read the "Savage Love" Mail At Lunch....
an old column of yours immediately comes to mind, where you pointed out that most fake letters you get involve the description of something disgusting, an overabundance of unnecessary details, and then a basic, "gee, is it safe?" question at the end. dude. what happened you your bullshit meter?
Oct 22, 2009 aeonopolis commented on Special Rights for Bigots Watch.
This same thing happened here in Cali after Prop 8 was passed. Pre-election, they were threatening everyone that if they donated money to "No on Prop 8", they would expose them for the homo-loving freaks they are. Once Prop 8, and our side went, "Ok, we're now going to expose you for the bigoted assholes you are", and released the names of their contributors, they started screaming about discrimination and a need for campaign reform. Assholes.
Aug 20, 2009 aeonopolis commented on What The Hell Am I Doing In LA?.
All over it. Just submitted my name for tickets.
Aug 19, 2009 aeonopolis commented on Garfunkel and Oates: This Friday and Saturday at Re-bar!.
are you in l.a. for some sort of, say, speaking event to which tickets can be purchased?
Aug 15, 2009 aeonopolis commented on This Is Why You're Fat Going To Be In A Food Coma All Weekend, Savage.
what? ok, i live in l.a., so i must have those. however, i just hit the website, and i do not see macaroni and cheese pancakes anywhere on there. is it a daily special or something?
Jun 14, 2009 aeonopolis commented on New Smoking Regulations.
@34: War on smokers? I guess the fact that I can't drink whiskey in my car means that there's a war on whiskey drinkers as well, right?

Oh yeah, that's a sound argument. Way to go. By all means, have some whiskey and drive tonight.

As for the rest of it, the last time I checked, this was America. Freedom of choice. I'm not a smoker, but this is bullshit. Considering the fact that there is no socialized healthcare and we all pay for our own health insurance, I'm pretty sure smokers aren't costing us a dime. They can do whatever the hell they want to themselves. Smoking indoors has already been outlawed which was totally reasonable; that's as far as it should go.

And yeah, Savage, I love you and all, but what the hell. Legalization or not. You can't argue for legalizing all drugs (including fucking heroin) and then argue for criminalizing cigarettes.