commented on The Mystery of the Donated Dope
@2: my mother used to burn this type of evidence in Spokane as an employee of the police dept., where I think the weight is noted for the case before disposal. Red eyes and heightened mellow-ness usually accompanied burn days, and she never, ever missed it.
commented on This Is Beyond Categories
@15: usually when cops go into a drug bust, the first thing they do is shoot the dogs if they're not caged so they don't have to fight them off. In this case they may be alleging they were fighting dogs so they don't have to talk about shooting them. Happened to a relative of mine with a weed farm and rottweilers.
commented on This Morning a Man Told Me to Smile...
I've always found "it's my face and I'll do as I please with it, sir" to be a helpful phrase, but I like "I'm not your fucking monkey" a lot, too. Usually the over-70s get a pass.