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Apr 2 auntielarrie commented on "A kilo is a kilo is a kilo.".

@37 I am laughing tea out my nose. WITCHES! Fucking hilarious!

Mar 12 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Missing Condom.

I really want a cigarette right now, but as someone that has decided not to smoke for the past several years, I would be really fucking upset if someone shoved one in my mouth while I was sleeping and didn't consent to it. Kind of like how I would be upset if someone stuck their bare dick in me when I only consented to protected sex. Even though I really like bare dick/cigarettes.

Jan 29 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: So And So.

um. jtyler, I think you mean BIGAMY not BIGOTRY.

Jan 13 auntielarrie commented on I, Anonymous.

@4 Brandon J. VERY GOOD POINT!!! Pregnancy does not mean we need to wrap ourselves in bubble wrap and avoid the world.

Oct 6, 2012 auntielarrie commented on Macklemore and Ryan Lewis' "Same Love".

I'm crying. this was fucking beautiful.

Oct 4, 2012 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: Bad Attitude.

But I'm pretty chill and my husband isn't an asshole..

Oct 4, 2012 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: Bad Attitude.

I think that a well-timed, well-controlled, shit fit is a GREAT way to show someone JUST how serious you are. I will never hear "Well I had no idea it bothered you THAT much!" because I made it (whatever "it" is) infinitely clear. To date, in my 5year relationship that includes marriage... I have had ONE true shit fit. All other major problems have been taken seriously with conversation and the phrase "Do you understand, or do I need to throw a shit fit?"

Aug 15, 2012 auntielarrie commented on I, Anonymous.

#30 , debug, "I wouldn't take gardening advice from someone that killed all the plants" ROTFL!!! Thank you for that!

Jul 15, 2012 auntielarrie commented on I, Anonymous.

I almost hit a stroller. I was making a right at a busy intersection and was looking left, break in traffic, started to roll and looked right.. SLAMMED BRAKES. My heart raced, eyes filled with tears, I mouthed "OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY" to the pissed off mom pushing the stroller... took about an hour for me to think "Hmm... maybe she shouldn't have put her baby in front of a car that was halfway into the intersection with a driver that was looking the other way" I was totally in the wrong for rolling forward, but maybe people need to be a little more cautious with their oh so precious cargo that they push out in front of them.

Jun 26, 2012 auntielarrie commented on Savage Love.

ROTFL!! My husband frequently wakes up to a ripped fart and still finds it in his heart to reply with "Good morning, beautiful"... only SOMETIMES with a touch of sarcasm...