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Jan 6, 2014 auntielarrie commented on The Internet Is a Race and You Won!.
I have an extra spleen...
Sep 9, 2013 auntielarrie commented on SLLOTD: Donkey See, Donkey Doo.
Why this one? Of all the SLLOTD's, WHY the one about donkey punching? It is so PAINFULLY stupid it makes me want to scream. God please tell me there isn't a recurrence of this stupid shit and Dan needed to roll this out to remind the morons that you shouldn't hit people... Please tell me the donkey punch is dead.... Someone?
Aug 22, 2013 auntielarrie commented on The Haters Are Going to Love This.
#38 ROTFL I love the M. A. S. H. reference!
Aug 21, 2013 auntielarrie commented on Savage Love.
My pop (grandpa) accidentally shot off two of his fingers long before I was born. I never knew the true story until I was LONG grown up. My entire childhood was "Don't pick your nose or this will happen!"Keep your fingers out of that fish tank or they'll bite them off!" Careful chopping those carrots or you'll end up like this! " ... It was a new story every day and it was awesome. I can't imagine not wanting to be with someone because they're missing a few digits. Pop had no problems doing anything because of his missing fingers, and made it a funny game/joke instead of a sad painful thing.
Aug 6, 2013 auntielarrie commented on This Is Probably Not the Effect Religious Conservatives Expected My New Book to Have On Kate (Or Other Readers).
Anybody seen the movie "Religulous"? That's what convinced me that the problem is religion in general, not only people specifically.
Jun 25, 2013 auntielarrie commented on Savage Love.
I am writing this letter to the future... It is now Tuesday June 25th. I am thrilled to have this peek into tomorrow, June 26. And yes. I am overtired and think I am much funnier now than I will tomorrow. :-)
Jun 24, 2013 auntielarrie commented on Tranny Blues: Where Is the Trans Ellen?.
@1+3... Cis gendered means that you are the gender that you were assigned at birth. It has nothing to do with sexuality. If you were born with a penis and are male, that's CIS gendered. If you were born with a vagina and are female, that's CIS gendered. If you were born with a penis and are FEMALE, that's TRANS gendered. If you were born with a vagina and are MALE, also TRANS gendered. CIS is entirely non offensive. Just a descriptor that means "not trans"
Apr 2, 2013 auntielarrie commented on "A kilo is a kilo is a kilo.".
@37 I am laughing tea out my nose. WITCHES! Fucking hilarious!
Mar 12, 2013 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Missing Condom.
I really want a cigarette right now, but as someone that has decided not to smoke for the past several years, I would be really fucking upset if someone shoved one in my mouth while I was sleeping and didn't consent to it. Kind of like how I would be upset if someone stuck their bare dick in me when I only consented to protected sex. Even though I really like bare dick/cigarettes.
Jan 29, 2013 auntielarrie commented on SL Letter of the Day: So And So.
um. jtyler, I think you mean BIGAMY not BIGOTRY.