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Sep 29, 2009 ProfessorBeard commented on Have You Seen This Woman?.
OMG. I thought I was the only one. She does the pre-flight safety video for some airline. She has had SO MUCH plastic surgery. She haunts my dreams.

Someone needs to photoshop Joker-face paint on her, quickly.
Aug 5, 2009 ProfessorBeard commented on Greed: The Best Reason to Oppose the Bag Fee.
@13 Oh boy. Apples and Oranges, my friend. Just like The Stranger, you seem to turn everything into a shrill "us vs. them" battle cry. Everyone who disagrees with you is a "conservative", cud-chewing hick who hates the environment. It must be nice living in a world where everything is so cut-and-dry.
Aug 5, 2009 ProfessorBeard commented on Greed: The Best Reason to Oppose the Bag Fee.
Jeebus, thank you to #1-#5. What The Stranger fails to realize is that there are plenty of people in support of the ultimate goal of this tax (reducing plastic bag waste), but don't support the completely ass-backwards way that Referendum 1 attempts to achieve this goal.
Jul 20, 2009 ProfessorBeard commented on My New Plagiarizing Technique Is Unstoppable.
@1, @3, @5, @6, @7, Aaah, I love it when people don't, you know, actually read the linked post. His outrage is completely tongue-in-cheek, and he isn't planning on suing. Oh, and he did mention that the graphics are public domain. Paul is upset that they're ripping off the style of the comic for a cheap marketing gimmick- it's understood that there's no legal weight to this issue, hence "a moral case". You all fail at understanding irony.
Jun 18, 2009 ProfessorBeard commented on Writing Advice From a Blogger.
@2 @3 It's actually the person who wrote to the blogger that's 24. The blogger dispensing advice is older and, apparently, has grown a tad bitter over the years.