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xoxo - w lots o' tongue.

xoxoljl is waiting anxiously for the next savage love...

xoxoljl

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xoxo - w lots o' tongue.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Breakfast at Tiffany's
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: anything within reach
  • What keeps you up at night?: worrying about stuff
  • What helps you sleep?: sex and writing in my journal
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Star Spangled Banner... I know it's totally stupid, and I can't explain why...
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: ??????????
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: ewwww that's gross, they would be a zombie (maybe Jimmy Hendrix)
  • What book have you read the most?: Lamb by Christopher Moore
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Anything from the Bugs Bunny gang or Airplane
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Van Gogh's Sunflowers
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "alot" is not one word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: you'll have to ask me for this answer...
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: why Dan... why would you do such a heinous thing?
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because seven, eight, nine and some people don't like to be eight-out!
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: the WOW store of course!
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: dog spelled backwards (name the movie??)
 

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