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Location: anywhere I want to be

Bio/Manifesto

xoxo - w lots o' tongue.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Tomorrow Never Knows by The Beatles
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Breakfast at Tiffany's
• What do you like to read when you poop?: anything within reach
• What keeps you up at night?: worrying about stuff
• What helps you sleep?: sex and writing in my journal
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Star Spangled Banner... I know it's totally stupid, and I can't explain why...
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: ??????????
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: ewwww that's gross, they would be a zombie (maybe Jimmy Hendrix)
• What book have you read the most?: Lamb by Christopher Moore
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Anything from the Bugs Bunny gang or Airplane
• What piece of art would you steal?: Van Gogh's Sunflowers
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "alot" is not one word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• What is your sweetest taboo?: you'll have to ask me for this answer...

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: why Dan... why would you do such a heinous thing?
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because seven, eight, nine and some people don't like to be eight-out!
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: the WOW store of course!
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

Fill in the Blank

• God is: dog spelled backwards (name the movie??)