I Am Who Am
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Oct 24, 2014 I Am Who Am commented on SL Letter of the Day: Clitoral Indirection.
I didn't like direct stimulation for a long time, and I still often don't. What If he rubs your labia without parting them to touch the clit directly? What about vibrators that are large enough to provide broader sensation, rather than a bullet or something else that has to be thisclose to your clit to work?

For me, even now, direct clit stimulation is like the last stage of foreplay before actual fucking. I have to be very, very turned on for it to be good. Up until that point, touching it directly feels kind of like someone rubbing my eye - not like I'm going to die or anything, but it sure makes my thighs clench up fast. I still don't like receiving oral, and I doubt I ever will.

Stay with the stuff that feels good. Don't do the stuff that doesn't, and don't worry too much about it. Maybe you'll never be into it, and that's ok. We're lucky enough to have lots and lots of nerve endings to play with.
Dec 1, 2013 I Am Who Am commented on "Yes, a Bird Is an Animal".
@4: we already own you and everyone you love, threehead. Get used to it.
Oct 5, 2013 I Am Who Am commented on The Depressed Cake Shop.
Sold out by two. Yes, I am indeed more aware of sadness today.
Feb 27, 2013 I Am Who Am commented on In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack.
If you were born with two 8-pound boobs, you would've smothered under the weight, and your mother would've exploded.
Nov 9, 2012 I Am Who Am commented on Our Crying President.
Good lord, you're tedious.
May 10, 2012 I Am Who Am commented on Sausage Party.
They also serve Field Roast, which they prepare well enough that it doesn't feel like the vegetarian consolation prize. Nice people.
Oct 28, 2011 I Am Who Am commented on Life Coach.
Watch him say that on television:

Aug 26, 2011 I Am Who Am commented on Mainstream, Reading in a Stream.
The Magicians was one of the worst, most joy-devoid books I've ever read. It hurts my brain a little that another one of these has been plopped out into the world.
Aug 25, 2011 I Am Who Am commented on Found: Cupcakes and Hair Weaves.
That cupcake has a pumpkin pie in it, doesn't it?
Aug 2, 2011 I Am Who Am commented on When Bikram Goes Badly.
Go to 8 Limbs, man. Lovely people, and very accepting and accommodating with whoever needs it. Or challenging and encouraging, if that's what you need.