May 22, 2015
commented on Anti-Eviction Activist (and City Council Candidate) Josh Farris Is Being Evicted
90 day notice on a just cause eviction is the same as giving the evictee three months free rent, because every landlord knows the tenant won't pay a dime after they get the notice. On top of that, the poor guy gets called a cocksucker. Maybe you should be protesting the guy's use of homophobic slurs instead of cheering him against some guy that just wants to live in his property, dirty as that word may sound to you.
Oct 8, 2014
commented on Seattle Landlords Are the Weirdest People
Apple doesn't hand out free iPhones to struggling artists just because they want one. So why is it that landlords are expected to subsidize your amazing lifestyle choices?
You want a cheap place to live? Go to Detroit, or Cleveland, or any once-great Rust Belt city where you can own your own home outright for less than a year's rent in Seattle. Be a part of something positive for a change, and actually help real struggling people that are trying to get ahead, too.
Seattle is filled with hypocritical, self-segregating racists that want to pretend to be diverse but in reality don't want to live around black people. So keep whining about mean old landlords (who made a commitment to some tough neighborhoods long before they became cool places to live).
Jul 9, 2014
commented on Why Are Conservatives Fighting Contraception?
I'm conservative, and I believe that contraceptive implants should be required for teens in at-risk populations. Just think - without all those neglected babies from unwed teen mothers, you could send the crime rate and the poverty rate through the floor within a generation. Added bonus - that many fewer voters for the bad guys.
Dec 4, 2013
commented on "Yes, a Bird Is an Animal"
We haven't even talked about other birds. I, too, have rage issues, and I used to have a helper chicken to control them. Sadly, I was beyond help, and in a fit of temper during a transatlantic flight, I took my anger out on my bird.
But to this day, I still don't understand why they threw me off the airplane. It's not like I was hurting anyone - I was just choking my chicken.