Achieve the Four Modernizations.

Aug 27, 2013 Rawkcuf commented on Why I'm Boycotting Russian Vodka.
I hope all the institutions that decades ago put up billboards advocating 'Freedom For Soviet Jewry' would find it in their heart to put up billboards advocating 'Freedom For Russian Homosexuals' Oppression continues... only the oppressed have changed.
Mar 18, 2013 Rawkcuf commented on Bigotry in Bloom.
I want to know why Harry Winston's doormen won't open for me. Are they allowed to do that even though they are what you, Sandial, call a public business...?

Someone should say that it is against their religion to have services denied them.

I'm concerned right winged blowhards like Bill O'Reilly will say, "See, I told you this was going to happen!" if the florist is prosecuted.
Oct 23, 2012 Rawkcuf commented on Savage Love Episode 313.
Thank you for the cathartic moment at the end of your podcast. Though I am far from a grammar nazi, I have found myself cringing at the end of each program. I feel completely free of that now. Thank you. Just knowing that it is a knowledgeable and intentional choice on your part makes all the difference. I am free.
Jul 27, 2012 Rawkcuf commented on Savage Love.
He might not like to use condoms because he hasn't found the right fit yet.
Jan 17, 2012 Rawkcuf commented on Savage Love Episode 274.
I think the biggest threat to humanity is the Pope, and his silly opinions. To think that a billion people actually take his word as gospel truth... (sigh!)
Dec 26, 2011 Rawkcuf commented on A Dangerous Method: David Cronenberg's Cinema of the Anus.
Cronenberg, or Mudede, who is it with the 'anus envy'?
Oct 12, 2011 Rawkcuf commented on Fuck You, Big Banks.
I arrived at Heathrow airport, ready to take the taxi after a short stop at an ATM. The Citibank card wouldn't work. I gave them a call on my cellphone, and was told that ATM transactions would automatically be blocked when occurring abroad. I said that the international aspect of Citi was why I set up my account. They told me that they had shut down all foreign transactions for my safety. That is when I got really angry... I told them that not being able to access my money would mean I would have to sleep in the park somewhere in London, and that most certainly would not be for my safety. They gave me a special number to call in order to verify my identity, and they would free my account for only a few minutes while I withdraw MY money, and that I would then have to call them up again to tell them that I had safely withdrawn the money so that they could once again shut up my account. I told them that I wouldn't be able to do that if I had to pay all those long distance phone bills, and they ASSURED ME that the telephone number was toll free. Well, with each transaction, there was the verification call with the attendant experiences being put on hold, or waiting endlessly for my turn (as an inexplicably 'valued customer') And then again, I would invariably get halfway through the verification process, and be cut off. I never spent less than 45 minutes on the phone at any one time. (The music they use when putting you on hold is especially grating.) When I got back home, there was a phone bill for over $1,100! I took it to Citibank, and asked them what they were going to do about it, and received the usual evasive answer. I got so mad, I decided to close my account. As I was about to do it, I got a wicked idea. I didn't want to go through all the reasons why I wanted to close my account in order to satisfy a stupid employee, (although shouting out my grievances at the top of my lungs for the listening pleasure of all the other patrons present was tempting,) I realized that it would be easier to just withdraw as much as I could from the local ATM, and leave that last remaining 7 cents as a way to continue my account, and require them to send a monthly statement (at their expense!) for as long as I like. I recommend this tactic for all dissatisfied bank customers. Don't close your accounts. Leave in a penny or two, and make sure you get them to send you a monthly statement at their expense. As a 'valued customer', I find I enjoy an especially hearty chuckle every time I toss out those monthly statements.
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Jan 14, 2011 Rawkcuf commented on Savage Love.
Another idea would be to name the uncomfortable feeling when attempting to rush anal sex.

"Palin the ass"

Example: "Lets take this a little more slowly, or I'll get a palintheass."
Jan 14, 2011 Rawkcuf commented on Savage Love.
I like sement too, but we really need to find a good meaning for the term,

"Limp Rushbaugh"

I suspect it will be something like, "The inability to maintain an erection due to use/overuse of drugs/alcohol."

As in: "Dan, what should I do? I only tend to find women in bars, but by the time we're back at my place, the alcohol's given me a limp rushbaugh."
Jan 11, 2011 Rawkcuf commented on Palin Panics.
The Republicans will eliminate the education programs that would have helped the shooter keep up in school, eliminate programs to help the emotionally ill, make sure he has access to guns, and fill him full of anti liberal rhetoric....

I can't see how the Republicans can avoid some blame. Yes, the shooter is responsible, but who created the monster. As they say on the crime shows... "How do we determine guilt? means, opportunity, intent." The Republicans provided all three. They may not have been guilty, but they certainly come across as complicit.
 
 

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