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What do you like to read when you poop?: Palms
Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
Production or Devel
Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson

ObeyTheFist is happy to live on Capitol Hill again.

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Dec 10, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on How to Kill Your Child and Not End Up in Prison.

This is a total dick post, Charles. Unless you have information to the contrary, which you've failed to disclose, this was a tragic accident. Some careless idiot causes the death of his child and you take it upon yourself to turn it into an opportunity for a political statement and passively accuse the guy of murder. Gross.

Dec 9, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on Slog Bible Study: 1 Corinthians 7:2-9.

We didn't have this version of the Bible when I was Mormon. Not saying we should go back to "Momon Study", shudder, but if they'd talked about meeting each other's sexual needs and such I might still be Mormon.

Nov 21, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on Needs More Brussels Sprouts.

I was forced to eat them a few times as a child. Boiled, smelly, and squishy. I swallowed them whole followed by a big gulp of milk. I knew then that i would never, ever tolerate Brussels sprouts.

My wife, a few years ago, baked them with Parmesan cheese and olive oil. She asked me to try them even though I insisted I'd hate them. I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG. I fucking love Brussels sprouts.

Nov 14, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on I, Anonymous.

Anon finds triumph in "winning" road rage contest, writes the Stranger. In other news, anon usually loses road rage contests.

Nov 11, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on Slog Bible Study: Matthew 5:34-37.

I just had a huge moment of relief not seeing the disclaimer about why we're reading the fucking Book of Mormon.

Oct 22, 2012

ObeyTheFist commented on Final Obama/Romney Debate Caption Contest.

I don't have a caption, but this contest is going to make Tagg want to punch you.

Actually, I might have a contender:
"Hey, Tagg, jump out of your seat and rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him!"