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Alisa is an underrated but extremely smart writer who can dazzle you all with her wit, intelligent and skill at Jeopardy but she is completely unknown to the world and possibly the universe. Not that it matters cause, hey she's used to be ignored, really.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: micela's aria from Carmen act 3
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: The fucking Pina colada song!!!
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: not at the same time.
  • What keeps you up at night?: the neighbors fucking like banshees.
  • What helps you sleep?: alcohol
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: What dreams may come
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: left inner ear
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: my mom
  • What book have you read the most?: The Dancing Wu Li Masters
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: chunks of Men in Black
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Starry Night
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: the serial comma.
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: cheesecake

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