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Mar 10 shelleeski commented on A Polite Request for Showgoers to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
As both a concert-goer and a performer, loud-talkers are the worst. Is there a way we can ban them? Socially ostracize them? Because evil looks and shushing don't work. It's not the low-level chatter that bothers me, that's to be expected. It's the HELLO! EVERYONE LISTEN TO HOW IMPORTANT I AM! I'M GOING TO BE THE LOUDEST PERSON EVER BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY person. Just... go home and blog about it if you're so passionate about base notes in perfumes.

One of my "favorite" experiences happened a few summers ago at an intimate, outdoor concert in the woods when I got to listen to some loud-mouthed jackass talking about how he knew the now-successful artist back when they were a dishwasher at a dive bar he used to frequent (uh huh, sure you did!), and how "happy" he was for her, etc etc, all in an attempt to get the woman he was bragging to to sleep with him. Why don't you show us how happy you are for her by SHUTTING UP, BRO?! We came here to listen to her, not you!


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