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Mar 4, 2013 MassTheDutchie commented on William Saletan Sends Slate Readers to a Picture of a Cock Stuck Full of Needles.
I say this as someone with zero interest in hardcore BDSM: Saletan is an idiot.
Nov 15, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on Hello There, Racists!.
Back in the early aughts, A college classmate of mine wrote an editorial in a student newspaper in which he joked about wanting to anally rape Bush (no, it wasn't funny in context either). He got a visit from the Secret Service a couple weeks later. Those guys don't fuck around
Nov 7, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on We Couldn't Have Done It Without Them.
I grew up reading (and later listening to) Savage Love. The positive effect it's had on my relationships over the years is more than enough thanks.

Lots more work to be done!
Mar 7, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on Breitbart's Sites Scooped on "Shocking" Video of Obama Being a College Student.
You FOOLS. This video PROVES what Obama REALLY is: a pocket-using elitist. Just what is he doing every time he puts his hand down there???!? WHAT A SICKO. Finally we see: the emperor has no clothes!!1!

Mar 5, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on Rural People Who Hate Wind Power.
I think you could win people over to your side if you refrained from using phrases like "country types". It smacks of elitism and unnecessary cultural warmongering. Attack the idea, not people.
Mar 1, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on Why Does the World Hate Americans?.
Charles, just stop. You're going to turn me into a Republican if you keep posting shit like this.
Feb 17, 2012 MassTheDutchie commented on Savage Love.
Uncut straight dude here. Sorry to be late to the party, but I'm surprised no one here has commented on the fact that having a foreskin is fucking AWESOME.

It's not like it's some kind of flap of skin with little sensation. It's full of blood vessels and nerve ending and it's awesome to be played with. If a woman runs her tongue between your foreskin and head, it feels AMAZING. You don't need lube to get a handjob. And I've been told that all the extra skin moving around feels great for her.

I've never slept with a woman who was grossed out that I'm uncut. A couple have been a little surprised and curious, but even that's pretty rare. If someone I was dating expressed disdain or disgust, I would break up with them in a heartbeat. Just like any dude who insisted his girlfriend get a boob job should get his ass handed to him.

Male circumcision isn't the end of the world, sure--and I would never compare it to female circumcision--but it seems like such a pity to permanently cut off a totally awesome part of someone's anatomy for minimal aesthetic or medical benefit.
Jun 17, 2011 MassTheDutchie commented on The Problem with the Car Revolution in Saudi Arabia.
I couldn't agree more with @17. I suppose next we'll be hearing about how terrible it is that Google Chrome ads have been featuring the It Gets Better Project.
Jun 8, 2011 MassTheDutchie commented on Savage Love.
I'm surprised no one seems to be challenging the notion that all straight men would love to get a close-up pussy photo. I've been sent a couple of these over the years and I find it stunningly uninteresting. A washed out, context-less shot of someone's genitals? I'll pass, thanks.

Am I seriously in the minority on this guys?
Mar 28, 2011 MassTheDutchie commented on Gun-Crazy Country: "Meet me at the levee".
I think reading Mudede is continuing the fine work of the hippies of Bard College and making me more conservative.