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What keeps you up at night?: Responsibilty
God is: not.
What helps you sleep?: Wine
What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Ain't got none.
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Berkeley Heathen Scum

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Apr 9

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

Who the fuck can afford a fucking nanny? Just fucking day care is like $50 per day! $40 per day if you have some crazy christian lady do it, like I do. "Nanny," what the fuck.

Jan 25, 2012

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

"You will not be getting any more of my money that I do pay taxes on."

But you are willing to go to the pub and spend the money you make turning tricks, or selling drugs, or playing rock shows, or having garage sales, or whatever? Plasma funds are OK for this guy's pub!

Jan 19, 2012

Sat'n commented on Piece By Piece.

Yay!

Jan 4, 2012

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

So when is that comet going to come and destroy all human life? Any day now? OK, good.

Dec 14, 2011

Sat'n commented on No, From Your Bartender.

Man, driving a cab is a lot tougher than bartending. I love bartenders and all, but come on. I remember reading the original ranty thing from the bartender and not finishing it because it was a little irritating. The tardy point by point response is loveable, though.

You know how to make a bar experience less bad? Go to a place that is NOT CROWDED. There's going to be one somewhere nearby. And it will have alcohol for you to drink. And you won't have to wait so long, and the bartender will probably not be rude to you, and you will enjoy yourself more, even though it's a shitty sports bar that no one goes to. Crowds are for frat boys.

Dec 14, 2011

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

@5 Birthday cake, beans, what's the difference. Besides, it's easy to blow out candles when eating lots of beans. My own children love this game. You just have to make sure Birthday Kid does not have a lot of flammable lint on her pants.

Dec 14, 2011

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

Hey, you know what's gluten-free and easy to make big portions of for a party, and which also happen to be delicious and good for you? Beans. Just make a big pot of beans. You can even make two pots, one with bacon or ham and one without. That way, the non-glutens have something to eat, the vegans have something to eat, and you don't look like an inhospitable ass.

Dec 1, 2011

Sat'n commented on New Column!.

Is there such a thing as a 44-year-old juggalo? I guess Shitty 4 Dope and Fatty 2 Twinky, or whatever are the names of the band members, are probably in their 40s. Age-wise, I mean, but malt liquor wise too, I guess.

Nov 22, 2011

Sat'n commented on Anthropocene Today.

@4: You can watch it, the tiger remains unharmed. I had the same suspicion as you before watching it, though.

Nov 17, 2011

Sat'n commented on I, Anonymous.

Maybe driving a "nice" car isn't conclusive evidence that someone is an asshole. But, as anyone who drives for a living might tell you, the fact that someone feels the need to spend way too much money on a car raises, at least, a rebuttable presumption of assholishness. That Lexus speeding down the freeway towards you in the entrance ramp? Do you think the driver is going to slow down slightly to let you in? Or is he going to speed up and honk angrily at you when you presume to take your place in traffic? Experience shows that the latter outcome is more likely. In other words, people in "nice" cars tend to drive like assholes more than people in less-expensive cars, and thus are more likely to BE assholes.

On the other hand, white people with dreads aren't generally that great, either.