Sep 24, 2015 Momma commented on Advice About Drinking for First Timers, Old Pros, and Everyone in Between.
Beware of the "Brown Devil" as he might see you puking in the backseat of someone's car as you are time traveling down the road to nowhere. Right?
May 27, 2015 Momma commented on 12 Folklife Fashions Reviewed by a 4-Year-Old.
This review was like a breath of fresh air. There's nothing like looking at the world from the eyes of a four (well, almost 4 1/2) year old. Babette, you put a smile on my face!!
Apr 22, 2015 Momma commented on How I Got Seasick (And Almost Peed My Pants) While Riding Around In a Rubber Boat With Greenpeace.
I suppose this means you won't be a guest on "Deadliest Catch" when they go out crabbing.
Aug 14, 2014 Momma commented on Drunk of the Week.
Hey!!! That's my Three-Hole-Betty who was stolen from Michigan Speedway. Free Betty!!!!
Mar 27, 2014 Momma commented on Drunk of the Week.
"What does the fox say"? Drink-da, drink-da, drink-da, drink!
Mar 13, 2014 Momma commented on Motley Zoo Saves Kittens in the Cutest Way Possible.
What an uplifting article. If I had 10 acres and lots of money I'd run down to our local shelter and take all the cats and dogs to their safe "forever" home. Unfortunately, I live on a small city lot and do not have lots of money. But, I do have three adopted fur-balls (all spayed and neutered). And the best part is that when I die, the writer of this piece gets them!!!!
Nov 23, 2013 Momma commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Jean-Claude Van Damme Turned Into a Lizard (And Grew An Unbreakable Crotch!).
I was hoping the crazy bastard would fall and get run over by one of those big ass trucks!
Oct 31, 2013 Momma commented on Ghost Stories.
And then there's the Majestic on Woodward Ave Detroit, MI. Haunted as all get!!! Detroit rules with the living dead!!
Sep 12, 2013 Momma commented on Drunk of the Week.
@2. So, who pissed in your cornflakes? Here's a heads up for you, (if you can understand it), if you don't like The Stranger's Drunk of the Week (ready?), don't f**king read it!! I'm sure you've got lots of this to do, like color-by-numbers.
Aug 28, 2013 Momma commented on Ugliest Tattoo Contest! Win a Free Tattoo Removal!.
Now you call it regrettable!!! What'd I tell you 23 years ago??? Should have got the Tasmanian Devil (complete with whirlwind).