Jul 8, 2015 kamsbry commented on County Official Denies Kentucky Gay Couple a Marriage License, Staffers Heap Abuse on the Couple, the Cops Are Called.
Fucking shit bird homophobes. I did't even realize Kentucky was a real place until now. I thought it was just some made up place where racists lived for TV and movie purposes. Kind of like Heisler beer.
Jan 30, 2014 kamsbry commented on BREAKING NEWS: The New Red Hot Chili Peppers Single Is Called....
Nobody actually still likes Red Hot Chili Peppers, they just think other people do so they go along with it begrudgingly. Their shows are populated with people who think they are doing a friend a favor by going with them. This is no longer 1984. Ship has sailed.

By the way, this also completely explains Nickelback.
Jan 30, 2014 kamsbry commented on Is Everyone Sick All the Time This Winter, Or Is It Just Me?.
I'm around children all the time and have not been sick in a year. I don't get sick, I get awesome.
Jan 23, 2014 kamsbry commented on Meet the New U.S. Olympic Uniform.
The snowboard team gear is even worse...

Vintage quilt is just not a good look for an "extreme" sport.
May 29, 2013 kamsbry commented on Twin Peaks and Cherry Pie.
It was better years ago but the last time I went it was horrible.
Mar 28, 2013 kamsbry commented on I Am Not Over the Whole Amanda Bynes-Drake-Vagina-Murder-Tweetscapade.
Her clever social media consultants suggested it as a way to get people to talk about her again. Obviously it was successful.
Mar 27, 2013 kamsbry commented on London's Daytime Population.
The City of London is all banks, finance, legal firms that handle money and what-not. There are not a ton of residential buildings and the ones that exist are really pricey. People commute in and out to do jobs. Some of the jobs are at those firms mentioned above and there are also lots of service jobs. Side benefit is that there are some really great, really old pubs in that neighborhood. Packed to the gills with blue suits and suspenders after working hours but you are less likely to get a pint glass smashed over your head there than some other spots.
Mar 25, 2013 kamsbry commented on Is "Irish Car Bomb" a Terrible Name For a Drink?.
As a person of Irish decent I consider it racist. It is also a disgusting waste of good beer and good whiskey each which should be consumed separately. You can keep the Bailey's to pour in your grandmother's coffee. I am 100% right on this.
Mar 22, 2013 kamsbry commented on This Morning a Man Told Me to Smile....
@ 19, I recently used that exact phrase in a confrontational situation. It is now my go-to line along with "I'm not your goddamned sock puppet".

If you want other people to smile, smile at them first and say something nice but not creepy such as "good morning" or "that is a totally rad sweater" or "wow you have a cool dog". Does not always work but then again I don't really give a shit if people smile back most of the time.
Mar 20, 2013 kamsbry commented on The Most Ridiculous, Useless Kitchen Gadget Ever Invented.
Sorry but if you can't figure out how to cook an egg as an adult you are a fucking moron and none of us can help you.