Jan 30, 2014
commented on BREAKING NEWS: The New Red Hot Chili Peppers Single Is Called...
Nobody actually still likes Red Hot Chili Peppers, they just think other people do so they go along with it begrudgingly. Their shows are populated with people who think they are doing a friend a favor by going with them. This is no longer 1984. Ship has sailed.
By the way, this also completely explains Nickelback.
Mar 27, 2013
commented on London's Daytime Population
The City of London is all banks, finance, legal firms that handle money and what-not. There are not a ton of residential buildings and the ones that exist are really pricey. People commute in and out to do jobs. Some of the jobs are at those firms mentioned above and there are also lots of service jobs. Side benefit is that there are some really great, really old pubs in that neighborhood. Packed to the gills with blue suits and suspenders after working hours but you are less likely to get a pint glass smashed over your head there than some other spots.
Mar 25, 2013
commented on Is "Irish Car Bomb" a Terrible Name For a Drink?
As a person of Irish decent I consider it racist. It is also a disgusting waste of good beer and good whiskey each which should be consumed separately. You can keep the Bailey's to pour in your grandmother's coffee. I am 100% right on this.
Mar 22, 2013
commented on This Morning a Man Told Me to Smile...
@ 19, I recently used that exact phrase in a confrontational situation. It is now my go-to line along with "I'm not your goddamned sock puppet".
If you want other people to smile, smile at them first and say something nice but not creepy such as "good morning" or "that is a totally rad sweater" or "wow you have a cool dog". Does not always work but then again I don't really give a shit if people smile back most of the time.