John Horstman

Location: Riverwest, Milwaukee, WI, USA, Terra, Sol System, Orion-Cygnus Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Universe

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Widow (The Mars Volta)
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Dunno, what the latest overproduced sexist materialist shit-hop track?
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Graffiti
• What keeps you up at night?: Wikisurfing
• What helps you sleep?: Melatonin
• What song or movie makes you cry?: None in a long while
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head, though my forearms make a good effort
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
• What book have you read the most?: Man, probably Matilda (Roald Dahl)
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Star Wars Ep. IV-VI, The Princess Bride, Young Frankenstein, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, probably a few more
• What piece of art would you steal?: Chichen Itza
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "irregardless"
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Postmodern Feminism

Fill in the Blank

• God is: merciful, also imaginary