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Aug 25, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: A Married Woman.
Dan's advice in spot on. By her actions, LW is creating a self-fulfilling prophesy that her husband will definitely cheat on her if they stay together. In fact, anyone she is is a relationship will cheat on her at some point because of her incessant finger pointing and snooping. Why? Because her partner might as well cheat, at least then he'll have something to show for the mentally abusive treatment he'll be getting if he stays with her.

LW's husband lied to her because he felt that if somehow this Hail Mary pass were caught he could buy a few days or weeks of sanity. This woman will never stop. Every hung up phone call will be perceived to be a paramour seeking out her husband. Every cell phone bill, credit card bill and expenditure of any kind whatsoever will be scrutinized for the possibility of some shenanigans on her husband's part. The most innocent of gestures will be flipped upside down and turned into some perverted action on his part. I know, because I was married to this type of woman for 8 years. Those were the most insane and painful years of my lifetime.

My advice to LW's husband wouldn't be to walk away form this marriage, but to run as fast as he possibly can and get the fuck away from this psychopath. She will ruin you life.
Jun 4, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: The Offering.
Just fuck him, permission granted!
Apr 28, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: The Photo Play.
The longer the story - the shorter the truth. The LW went to such lengths to position herself as the victim here, but of what? She doesn't mind "boudoir photography", but pornography is over the line. What line is that, anyway? Is she, unlike Justice Potter Stewart, actually able to define pornography? And what are these kinks she wanted to explore that her man was too "vanilla" to engage? We are never told. I'd suggest DTMFA, but I'd be suggesting that the shutterbug be the one dumping his controlling partner!
Feb 24, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: What Comes Up (Or: A Question From Someone Who Couldn't Follow My Advice to #FuckFirst on Valentine's Day).
You wouldn't ask if it's okay to put shit in or on your pussy, so why ask if it's okay to put vomit there? After all, vomit is just a small and large intestine away form becoming shit.
Jan 27, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on SL Letter of the Day: Wonderful Fiancé Turns Out To Be Total Shit Stain.
You have to take the LW at her word, but something tells me that if we were reading the fiancé's version of events they'd be strikingly dissimilar! To bad people don't give the contact info to Dan of the person they're writing about and we'd get to hear both sides of a story every so often.
Jan 23, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on SL Letter of the Day: Closure.
I doubt the veracity of this letter. If they were dry humping and he came in his pants, it's highly unlikely that she'd have any clue, unless he announced it. It's even less likely that a 14 year old boy would declare himself a premature ejaculator.

In the pre-internet days when I was that age, me and my friends used to hop the fence at the local drive-in to watch the 1970's era drive-in T&A movies. In one of those the nerdy guy in the movie was ridiculed for being a premature ejaculator. For the next several years, I rubbed one out just about every time I went out with my friends in fear of the highly unlikely possibility that I'd find myself in a situation with a girl where I'd suffer the misfortune of coming in my pants. No 14 year old boy wants to be labeled a premature ejaculator!

Jan 22, 2015 Ibentrudaropes commented on SL Letter of the Day: Closure.
@22 - I agree with you 100%!

This woman is the consequence of the Oprah phenomenon, where everyone is a victim of something or someone. Come on, kids have been exploring with each other (which is what she admitted she was doing) ever since there were kids. Everything is not a fucking sex crime!!! When 14 year old boys make out, sometimes they come in their pants and usually they are very embarrassed about it.

WTF, do we need a Sheldon Cooper style 50 page Make Out Agreement, signed in triplicate and notarized before two 14 year olds can have a make out session? "The party of the first part may kiss the party of the second part whilst laying atop said party of the second part. However, should the party of the first part engage in torso gyration for the purpose of self gratification, said party of the first part must cease said gyrations prior to the emission of ejaculate and obtain written consent from the party of the second part prior to the resumption of any gyration which may end in climax.

Furthermore, neither the party of the first part, or the party of the second part, shall at any time enjoy themselves while in the scope and course of this agreement, without first obtaining the consent for said enjoyment from the opposing party."

No wonder kids today would rather play video games!
Jun 4, 2014 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love.
@53 - nocutename, you are correct, I can last and last. Should you ever happen upon the Showme state, I'd be happy to show you ;p
Jun 4, 2014 Ibentrudaropes commented on Savage Love.
In regard to "He Can't Come". I have had a similar problem all of my adult life, but I think the issue might be as much one of focus as the death grip causation.

Back when I began masturbating there wasn't an internet to go to learn about the need for lube, varying techniques or the like. By the time I was 19 and had my first sex partner willing to give me head or "go all the way", I had been jerking off about 5 times a day for 6 years.

To make matters worse, pre-mature ejaculators were the foil to be humiliated in most of the drive-in movies we then teenagers watched. Not to be the brunt of that type of humiliation, I even jerked off in advance of going on dates, or just going out at all, to avoid a situation where I might get lucky, but wind up finishing before I started. So by the time I had my first real sex, I'd habituated myself into coming in only one way.

"Retarded" or "Delayed Ejaculation Syndrome" became just as embarrassing as what I feared about being a pre-mature ejaculator. Chicks can fake an orgasm, guys can't. There have been a few times over the years, less than a dozen, where I'd be so aroused or unconcerned about not being able to come, that I'd be able to finish. Eventually, I did learn that if I was in a certain position (on bottom) I could come about half the time. On bottom would be my position when masturbating, which might have something to do with it.

I really think it might be as much a focus issue as an issue of death grip, at least for me. I've tried hypnosis therapy, which didn't work, abstaining from coming for as long as 3 or 4 months, which also didn't work. I've tried changing my technique when masturbating, which also didn't work. I even met a woman who said she could make any guy come with her mouth, even sort of guaranteed it. That didn't work either. But those 10 or 12 times when it did work gave me hope.

Whatever the cause, I'm glad to hear Dan's comment about the guy's dick not being broken, it just works differently.

Thanks for that, Dan.
Apr 24, 2014 Ibentrudaropes commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Wedding Party.
The most damning part of the letter for LW is that she doesn't have a frickin' clue how bat-shit crazy she comes across. She truely believes herself to be the person with clean hands in the whole scenario! If I was married to this wench I'd run like a fucking gazelle to get away from her.