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Aug 26, 2011 the shirtcocker commented on No Filter.

US 2 is the Daniel JOhnston of WA state highways.

Jan 12, 2011 the shirtcocker commented on Palin Panics.

While teabagging, Mrs. Palin was loathe to find crosshairs in her taint.

Jan 10, 2011 the shirtcocker commented on Somewhere: Driving in circles. Literally..

That girl needs to step out of her own shadows, shake the familial cinema tree a little harder. How about putting Murray in a little slapstick paternal send-up called "The Beardfather" or even rousting cousin Nick up for a little farce-like sorta sendup called "Francis Ford Got Scary." And what then, say -- supposing her at least to be still on some sort of decent speaking terms with Bobby Duvall and/or Martin Sheen -- could possibly go wrong with plundering those same fertile Philippine rice paddy locations for no less than the ultimate father-daughter VietNam encore epic -- "Apocalypse in Translation."

Apr 8, 2010 the shirtcocker commented on The Chihuly Glasstroturf War.

Carl Sagan Activity Center or interactive Gary Larson FAR SIDE exhibit?

Apr 7, 2010 the shirtcocker commented on The Travesty of Dinner at the Space Needle.

The same situation plagues our National Parks. Why just a bunch of pre-packaged cheeseburgers when could be fresh local beef?

Dec 30, 2009 the shirtcocker commented on A Regrettable Decade in Music.

What about the Death Cab? I've taken craps more musical than that.

Dec 1, 2009 the shirtcocker commented on Ink Meridian.

Typing on a laptop is like coming into a blow-up doll compared to the way old Comac bangs his old lady.

Sep 9, 2009 the shirtcocker commented on Sexy Beast.

har har, human writer man

very funny

just yank me out from the briny deeps like that and lay me tits-up shoreside so you and all your prissy land lubber friends can get a few cheap XXX jollies talkn smack about my privates????

OK, fine... so keep croaking out whatever air-breathing smut your two boney limp-wristed arm-flaps can handle, we don't care...

If any of you monkeys out there ever knew just how goddamn good it feels raising the old flag pole with eight arms full of moist, rigid-soft suction cups, I think you'd probably be doing a lot less scribbling and spending quite a bit more time down here taking some nice briny baths with us in ye old sea tank

And you think are heads are too big???

har har, human writer man

har har

Sep 3, 2009 the shirtcocker commented on My One and Only: Look at the Cute Dresses!.

dont forget that unbrave-not-fat-unusual-face also drove her old almost-a-rockstar boyfriend to suicide as well. It was a long time ago down in a dusty roach-infested little corner of hell somewhere in Texas - a grrrrreat place to be cokn and an ever better place to get mean. I like that her face is sort of cute but also unusual, though. That and for the fact that she could probably play a pretty mean Cindi Lauper if she wanted.

Aug 28, 2009 the shirtcocker commented on Concessions.

I like the Woodstock but the Burning Man can go pour gasoline on itself. I tried shirt cocking way through the art carts one time and came about a dickhair away from getting cornholed by an old school David Crosby cokaine moostache lecher who tried to lure me into depravity with a wink and a nod and big-ass tray full of huckleberry mohitos. Not a hater. Just sayn what a big sitnky ol dung smear on the playa's what that shit is compared.