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More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Elliott Bay or Amazon

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Whiskey in the Jar
• What keeps you up at night?: mania
• What helps you sleep?: not mania
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Lord Byron
• What book have you read the most?: The Iliad

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs