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Feb 15 bobbyjoe commented on Right-Wing Loons: Obama Had Scalia Killed!.
@25 Actually, RBG gave him poisoned cannoli while they were watching a production of Cavalleria Rusticana. The pillow was a ruse.
Feb 15 bobbyjoe commented on New Head of Kinsey Institute: "I think human sexuality must be viewed in the context of relationships.".
On a related note, prairie voles are the perfect vehicle for furries who also have a huge Nellie Olsen fetish.
Feb 15 bobbyjoe commented on Rightwing Loons: Obama Had Scalia Killed!.
Hercule Poirot enters.

"The murderer... or should I say... murderers(!) are in this VERY ROOM!"

The lasagna and the cigarette look very, very nervous, start stealthily slinking toward the door.
Feb 11 bobbyjoe commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Using "Crazy" Like That Is So Gay, Dan, Really Lame.
Why was Patsy Cline so horribly insensitive to the mentally ill?
Nov 25, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
@ 28 and @31

Exactly-- the author spends over 14 paragraphs ranting about this, but in all that time never gets around to what's the only thing that could actually let readers decide whether or not he's genuinely being persecuted or is just being a dick. What, like he just forgot to include the most relevant detail? Yeah, that makes me sense this whole thing is some serious bullshit.
Oct 2, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on HBO's Sexually Graphic Westworld Release Form: Would You Play a Nude Table?.
Please don't put your elbows on the nude table, because that's impolite.
Sep 29, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on How Did Trevor Noah Do?.
There's something in particular about Trevor Noah that Brietbart followers really hate, if only they could put their finger on it.... let's see, what could it be...?
Sep 10, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on SL Letter of the Day: That's So GAY..
It depends on the musical. You can say "I'm gay for Hamilton" or "I'm gay for Fun Home," but if you say something like "I'm gay for Jekyll & Hyde," you're being needlessly offensive.
Sep 3, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on Kim "KISS" Davis Caption Contest.
Psycho Circus?
Sep 1, 2015 bobbyjoe commented on Kim Davis Is Defending the Sacred Sanctity of Marriage From the Gays—But Who Will Defend the Sacred Sanctity of Marriage from Kim Davis?.
It was a whole whopping four years ago that Kim Davis suddenly was washed afresh in all this righteous newfound Christianity (who wants to bet that there's so many skeletons in what's "washed away" it'd look like a Dia de Muertos parade?). BTW, I believe unless her current husband IS the same man she first married, according to the bible she's living in adultery, and, thus, the sin would not be "washed free," she'd still be in it. If husband # 2 and husband # 4 are the same guy as has been reported, she'd still be living in adultery on those terms.