Dec 23, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Why Don't You Goyim Stay the Fuck Home with Your Family on Christmas Anymore, So that We Jews Can Enjoy an Uncrowded Matinee?.
Tough shit, Goldy.

You can stuff your righteous sense of entitlement right up your purulent ass for all I care.
Dec 17, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Using Cocaine to Self-Medicate for Attention-Deficit Disorder.
I tried coke a number of times (thanks to the generosity of certain friends) but it never seemed to do anything. The people around me were all happily bouncing off the walls, but maybe I'm just not wired for cocaine, 'cause I never got a buzz. Apparently it was always "high quality" stuff - but nope, nothing. Nada. It didn't matter how many lines I snorted, either... after the fifth or sixth, I would politely decline any more (as I would find myself wondering just where all this magical white powder was disappearing to, inside of my body).

However, when I finally started drinking coffee about four years ago (I'm in my mid-forties) it hit me like the proverbial ton of bricks: everything my cokey friends had described, all the amazing stimulation and energy - I was getting it from the coffee I was drinking. And not only was it legal, it was comparatively quite cheap. The only drawback being that I'm now addicted to coffee... but hey - at least I won't have to hock everything I own for my morning cuppa joe.
Aug 17, 2011 bullwinkle commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Member of the Wedding.
Four sentences in and I could feel a pounding headache coming on. If I were in TD's shoes, I'd frankly be breathing a sigh of relief at the thought of not having to officiate at the forthcoming nuptials.

Jul 18, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Boycott Israel.
@10, well-played.

And Dominic, the whole point of national boycotts is specifically TO make an impact on those middle-and-low income people in order to foment policy change from WITHIN the boycotted nation.

Wake up.
Jul 18, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Boycott Israel.
What's so silly about boycotting nations? I actively participated in boycotts against Chile and South Africa - was that just me being silly?

Hell, no.

That was me being deadly serious, Dominic. Me, and a whole Helluva lot of other people. Or would you have preferred that people simply clucked their tongues and bitched while stocking up on Granny Smith apples?

Jul 16, 2011 bullwinkle commented on An Apology.
Don't feel too bad, Dan. It's not as though there aren't plenty of Republicans out there wishing all Democrats dead. Some of them even make a living at it. So, buck up my man... you, just like so many others, are "not altogether objectionable" as people go.
Apr 14, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Orson Welles Creepily Interviews Jim Henson and Frank Oz.
I'm unsure as to the footage of the dead/suicidal muppets - I think I'll choose to agree with PA Native - but the excerpt would appear to emanate from "The Orson Welles Show" (1979).
Feb 17, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Glenn Beckwatch: Beck's War on Google.
Sounds like he's scrounging for a spike in ratings... don't think it'll work, though.
Feb 14, 2011 bullwinkle commented on Hello, I Am Fat.
Lindy, you're awesome. Dan, you're lucky to have someone as awesome as Lindy around. And as a fat person who regularly reads your column - yeah, Lindy's right. Totally right. And awesome. So, in a nutshell: fuck you, Dan. I don't like it when you project your own twisted body-image hangups onto other people, and I never have.
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