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markvz is hating life.
Apr 1, 2012 markvz commented on Keith Olbermann Has Been Fired: What Do You Think?.
Fuck 'im. Looks like he shit in yet another punch bowl. I ceased being a fan months ago when his arrogance started to really get to me (after being a fan for years). Wonder what he'll do when his twitter following dwindles [insert pic of Keith in rubber room screaming into a prop TV camera]
Apr 1, 2012 markvz commented on Slog Bible Study: Numbers 15:32-36.
"Thou shalt not kill"

Thou shalt suck my fucking dick
Mar 4, 2012 markvz commented on We Must Not Forget Joycelyn Elders.
Say what you will about the backlash over her "advice" or Clinton's cowardice for throwing her under the bus, the cold hard reality is that recommending masturbation wasn't the brightest maneuver for a person involved with public relations.
Feb 20, 2012 markvz commented on What Did an ESPN Blogger call the Asian American Baller Lin?.
I'm 39. Though I've heard of the slur, only time I've ever actually heard it in use was in a rerun of "All in the Family". I think it has fallen out of use enough that it's plausible that the editor really didn't realize the stupendous error he was making.
Feb 17, 2012 markvz commented on The Spread of Spreading.
I agree with #5 and #18, but here's my verbiage:

To justify cheating on your wife in such a way that suggests she's the one with the problem for refusing to accept it.
Jan 22, 2012 markvz commented on It Was Always Hard to Imagine Penn State Without Joe Paterno, or Vice Versa.
@8 agreed ... to a point. Thousands will be gushing over him and his legacy for days. However, the parades and the funeral will soon be over, life will go on, and he will forever be remembered for the years of child rape that he could have prevented, but didn't. This is particularly so for the vast majority of us that don't give a flying fuck about Penn State football.
Jan 21, 2012 markvz commented on Red Hot Chili Peppers vs. KISS vs. the Doors: Who Is the Worst?.
Musically I think all three bands are reasonably good, each in their own way. However if the selection were which of these bands produced the stupidest lyrics Kiss would win by a landslide.
Jan 19, 2012 markvz commented on Rick Santorum Won the Iowa Caucuses By....
Let's critically analyze this. While santorum doesn't occur as a result of oral sex, the two could indirectly associated if there were a third participant in the sexual congress.
Jan 19, 2012 markvz commented on Newt Gingrich: Doing Monogamish All Wrong.
@14 Nah, they'd cushion the impact. I'd be happier if they all jumped out of the way at the last second.
Jan 18, 2012 markvz commented on 14.75 Inches.
A snow job of Olympic proportions... (sorry, couldn't resist)