cosmosfactory
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Freelance hyena.

Nov 14, 2012 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
For WSF - I'm sorry to say but it sounds like you just have no clue how to perform cunnilingus. Maybe what you've done in the past on other women worked, but it doesn't work on your wife. Admit that you are the one who has the problem and get her to relax enough to figure out what she likes. I had "cunnilingus" performed on me by several different men - only two of whom have been able to bring me to orgasm. The other guys just had no clue what they were doing. To be fair, I was inexperienced and wasn't able to give them pointers. Does your wife masturbate her clitoris? If she doesn't, she should. Maybe that would help her guide you to the right point of getting her off with your mouth.
Nov 14, 2012 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
For WSO - I'm sorry to say but it sounds like you just have no clue how to perform cunnilingus. Maybe what you've done in the past on other women worked, but it doesn't work on your wife. Admit that you are the one who has the problem and get her to relax enough to figure out what she likes. I had "cunnilingus" performed on me by several different men - only two of whom have been able to bring me to orgasm. The other guys just had no clue what they were doing. To be fair, I was inexperienced and wasn't able to give them pointers. Does your wife masturbate her clitoris? If she doesn't, she should. Maybe that would help her guide you to the right point of getting her off with your mouth.
Oct 22, 2012 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
Dan, I love your response to LIFE both last week and this week. Way to call out bullshit on people. Your readers to need nut and ovary up and not be such babies.
Sep 5, 2012 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
Lost 15 pounds in 3 and a half weeks? For fucks sake - this guy should tell us his secret!
Nov 16, 2011 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
I used to be so bored by vaginal intercourse that I thought I was a lesbian. But then I actually started dating a guy who has the perfect penis (not too big, not too small), the perfect touch, and the perfect style. Now I am gooey wet without any foreplay and I initiate vaginal intercourse twice a day. I love it. Maybe she just hasn't found the right dick yet.
Apr 14, 2011 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
I dated a guy who I lost interest in sex with because he sucked in bed. Even with direction, he just was awful. I dumped him and found another one who knew what he was doing right off the bat. We've been married now for 8 years (with two kids) and our sex life is incredible. We started out communicating our desires right away and are both GGG and eager to please. Communication is so important. If you don't have it and aren't willing to get the courage to initiate it, you are fucked and it's your own fault.

My advice for people in this situation:
1) Husband must learn to accept that maybe he is undesirable (has he gained weight? gone bald?)or that he just is incapable of providing sexual pleasure to his wife. And he should change his tune - figure out how to please her.
2) Wife must learn to relax and allow herself to feel pleasure again. And must realize that all it takes to make a happy and nice husband is to keep him fed and fucked. And then her life will be so much better!

I assume that in a lot of these cases, the sex life was never good ... it was just OK and the woman tolerated it never really knowing what good sex was. Then she gets to a point where she doesn't give a shit anymore about his pleasure because she's never had any. That's both their faults.

I've been Ms. Frosty Box and Ms. Hot Box and I have to say, it all depends on the man I'm with. How he makes me feel and how GGG he is and eager to please.

As soon as I found a man who could truly satisfy me sexually, I married his ass. They are few and far between.
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Feb 15, 2011 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
SLIC - finally a bigger pile of crap than I am! She sure sounds like a lucky pile of crap though. Gee.
Nov 16, 2010 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
WWDD: Absolutely warn any lady friend you care about.
Nov 13, 2010 cosmosfactory commented on Savage Love.
#5 boosh! well said!
Sep 10, 2010 cosmosfactory commented on SL Letters of the Day: My Tits Are Perfect—What's Wrong With My Game?.
Am I the first to say it? Maybe he's a butterface.