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Gigolo Asshattin'
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Nov 25, 2012 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Today in Hot, Shirtless Sweaty Men.
Oh my God, Dan, is it possible you missed this pre-DADT repeal gem? Lower production values, but very funny, and just as gay:…

And as far as I know, no witches were hunted as a result of these soldiers dancing to Gaga and Beyonce.
Jan 5, 2012 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on What They Said.
Re: Sullivan:

Gushy backer of wacky old Republican homophobe gets all frothy over ditzy youngish Republican homophobe. Oi, the cognitive dissonance....
Dec 23, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Don't Donate to the Salvation Army.
@6: Actually, the Red Cross won't take the blood of any man who has sex with a man since 1978, celibate or not. The list of people that the Red Cross will not accept blood from--in spite of the fact that all samples are tested for HIV anyway--is long and ludicrous. They also won't take the blood of any woman who has had sex with a man who has had sex with a man. I know, because I used to donate blood despite serious reservations about the Red Cross' politics. I'm O Positive, the universal blood type, and I figured that it was more important to help people than to get into a political stand-off with the Red Cross. Whelp, they made that move for me when I informed them that my male partner had slept with a (trans)man. They will no longer accept my blood.
@7 & 8: You're both full of shit. Ten seconds of research would have revealed that the fastest growing demographic group of people with HIV/AIDS in the world is women of childbearing age who sleep with men. I've yet to hear anybody propose that we ban young, straight women from donating blood.
Nov 22, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Savage Love.
@2: Here, here. Not to mention that most therapists out there either don't mention these side effects before prescribing the drugs, or tend to treat them as relatively inconsequential (as if being able to enjoy one's own sexuality could be parceled out from enjoying life as a whole!)
Nov 22, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Savage Love.
Kate Bornstein made one of the best It Gets Better videos ever. I felt like I was really plucking that "Get Out of Hell Free Card" right from her hands.
Nov 14, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Occupy Sin City.
Stupid cokehead is stupid.
Aug 26, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on Barbarians Return To Marcus Bachmann's Clinic.
Here's the official video, with my compliments! I'm the hairball tossing glitter on Marcus' head right at the end:…
Aug 23, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on The First Jello Shot Disinhibits, The Sixth Jello Shot Exonerates.
Interestingly enough, my teenage years took place in the late 1990s (when abstinence-only sex education was gaining ground, but not nearly as bad as it became in the Bush years), and while I was a rigid, preachy straightedge when it came to drugs and alcohol, I was a dedicated hedonist when it came to sex!
Aug 4, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on SL Letter of the Day: Name That Poon.
Since I think the point of this exercise from the Lesbos in NY was to come up with a composite term for the wondrous variety of organs that make up the female genitalia, it reminded me of a conversation I had with a male friend in high school. After identifying both the clitoris and the vagina as part of the female anatomy (hey, not every high school boy can do that!), he asked me which was "most important."
When I said, "Uh, they're equally important," he actually said "That's not fair!" To which I smirked and said something along the lines of "Yeah, well, y'all got the short end of the stick."
The moral: I don't worry about a handy, inoffensive term for everything I've got in my pants. I'm just smug that I've got two holes AND the only organ evolved solely for pleasure!
Aug 4, 2011 Gigolo Asshattin' commented on SL Letter of the Day: Name That Poon.
AbFab coined the best slang for lady bits ever: "catbox." (Used in context when Eddie was hassling Saffi about "Dusting out the old catbox."

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