Feb 27
oolert commented on
Savage Love.
This doesn't have to do with birth control, but get the set of three Gardasil shots if you haven't already. Because FUCK getting cervical cancer.
Sep 28, 2010
oolert commented on
Permission to Call This Person a "Cunt"?.
i'm gonna go with RANCID CUNT. Then it's not just insulting her with slang for female genitalia, but lady bits gone wrong (which can get pretty nasty...). I find it to be a scathing, in-tracks-stoping insult in practical usage (use sparingly for full effect). Enjoy.
Apr 7, 2010
oolert commented on
Dear Catholic Church: Excommunicate Me.
What a beautifully written letter. My father is counted as a Catholic as well, but is an atheist (along with the rest of his living family, his parents were both Catholic). He would like nothing better than to be excommunicated, but unfortunately, from what i understand, the Catholic church doesn't grant those very often at all. So glad I wasn't baptized.
Feb 25, 2010
oolert commented on
The Urban Hunt.
I'll just add my two cents and say that although i really enjoyed this article (for the most part), that some of the ways this man went about killing his food was really amaturish (for someone who grew up with parents that hunted). Even in Joy of Cooking, it stresses that the animal must be killed as quickly as possible and above all not see it coming, or the meat will be tough. Before you hunt, slaughter, or butcher, please do your research so that your work (and the life of the animal) won't be in vain :)
Oct 29, 2009
oolert answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Oct 29, 2009
oolert joined My Stranger Face
Oct 29, 2009
oolert commented on
Savage Love Letter of the Day.
@9: Assuming lesbians get less STDs, I would bet it is because of 2 things. firstly they probably are probably more knowledgeable about vaginas (compared to the average straight woman) and don't do stupid things like douche them, but leave them more nice and natural. Secondly, penetrative sex in women is a major cause of UTIs, because no matter how well you wipe there is bacteria around you butt, which is really close to everything else. Female genitalia are kind of like Japan that way, lots of stuff packed into a tiny space.