DonBito
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The Fuckest Uppest

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Aug 15, 2011 DonBito commented on Sweet Sensibility.
Dan, I'm so glad you found Sugar. My advice column worlds are colliding.
Oct 20, 2010 DonBito commented on Required Reading: Newsweek on Obama and DADT.
Can we talk about how DADT is actually not in effect anymore? Or do we want to keep talking about Obama? http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/19/rec…
Apr 15, 2010 DonBito commented on Looks Like Fun.
@21 I think I'm in love with you.
Mar 16, 2010 DonBito commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Successful Threesome.
How can you guys doubt LC on this one? Women don't enjoy sex (except the birthin' babehs part - it's magical!), it's just something they do to please men!

And dykes, well we're pretty much men with vaginas, anyway.
Feb 19, 2010 DonBito commented on Savage Love.
@118 - I'm sorry, who was it you were talking to? Everybody else on SLOG but me?

Oh right you're just jerking yourself off to the sweet sound of putting other people down under the guise of making actual sense.

Have fun with that.
Feb 19, 2010 DonBito commented on Savage Love.
@115 - it's pretty funny how you can make this generalization about Americans and say no one in your family was fat until you moved to America, and at the same time deny that social and commercial influences in this country have anything to do with an obesity problem.

Here's a thought: mind your own goddamned business. Personally, I have no intention of sleeping with you and therefore couldn't give two fat shits whether you find me attractive or healthy or think I could change if I tried hard enough. And I'm gonna go ahead and give my fellow humans the benefit of the doubt and say they don't give a shit, either.
Feb 17, 2010 DonBito commented on Johnny Weir....
I don't know about y'all but I've been watching the Olympics primarily to see people faceplant in the ice and snow. And on that deep level of sports appreciation, I awarded Weir 1,000,000 points for the pure, dazzling gayness of his outfit.

If you'd like to dispute, I'll be cheering at figure skaters taking a seat on the ice after a jump and mogul skiers sliding face-first across the finish line...
Feb 16, 2010 DonBito commented on No One Could've Predicted.
*what you have to SAY.

stoopid spellig.
Feb 16, 2010 DonBito commented on No One Could've Predicted.
@11 - Loveschild needs this to be spin since she just referred venomlash to JONAH the other day. When you throw around one "fact" without doing the research, is it any wonder you need to fudge a few more to pretend what you have to stay is still relevant?

Oh what a tangled web she weaves.
Feb 16, 2010 DonBito commented on DADT Blog Swarm: Contact HRC, Demand That the Largest Gay Rights Group to DO ITS JOB.
@6 et al - I'm pretty sure the main point of repealing DADT is not so that we can all grab our shotguns and rainbow boas and storm off to participate in American imperialism - it's to allow our brethren already doing so to do so openly, with dignity and respect.

And Loveschild, as always, has missed the point. Queers are already serving. We exist. We are everywhere. You can titter on about it until your jaw pops off, but you're fighting a non-battle because we're not going anywhere.