urn
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Apr 14 urn commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Two Men Want Tattoos.
I have preschoolers that can come up with better lies when they get caught doing something.
Mar 21 urn commented on Trump Doesn't Give Two Shits About His Supporters (And Neither Should You).
Thank you @12! I just don't understand why people still insist on this voting booth bullshit. (Yes, I understand mail-in balloting avoids the disenfranchisement we all know and love, but how do you spin that?)

Mail in! Mail in! Mail in! No time off work to vote needed! No lines! No ID problems! How do we push this nation wide?
Jun 27, 2016 urn commented on "This Is Not an Isolated Incident," Says Victim of Anti-Trans Attack.
@1 & 2: They. It's in the article multiple times.

Not chastising, just informing.
Mar 30, 2016 urn commented on I Took A Tour Through Several Seattle "Buy Nothing" Groups. It Was...Interesting?.
...before you got booted for not actually--... what?

I assume for not actually living in the neighborhood of the groups, but your sentence kinda drifted off, there.
Feb 5, 2016 urn commented on Police Reports Illustrated: A Man with a Badge Stops a Woman Leaving a Grocery Store and Accuses Her of Shoplifting.
There may be some extenuating circumstances around why she didn't realize that wasn't a thing, but everyone should be aware that the cops aren't going to ask for your credit card. Unless you stole it.
Oct 9, 2015 urn commented on Update Those School Shooting Timelines.
Between "gunhumpers" and "ammosexuals," I have a pretty clear picture in my head of what NRA meetings look like. Are the barrels of the guns really big, or are the dicks really small?
Oct 1, 2015 urn commented on A Sandwich and a Beer—To Go, Please.
I live right around the corner from the SDM. In addition to the excellent beer selection and magical sandwiches, they have a respectable wine selection, and I hear the cigars aren't bad. On your way out, grab a pint of Ben & Jerry's for dessert.
Sep 18, 2015 urn commented on Police Reports Illustrated: When a Door Ding Is Answered With a Gun (and More).
Some people are angry. I hope they get help with that.
Aug 14, 2015 urn commented on Catholic Priest: We Can Reach Out to Gay People by Comparing Gay Sex to Shoving a Bagel in Your Ear.
Anal Bagels is the name of my Village People cover band.