novabird
report this user
Oct 14, 2011 novabird commented on Stage Magic Question of the Day.
ART IS PAIN.
Aug 10, 2011 novabird commented on "I Like Cats." And All the Other Things the City Says to Me..
shitbarf, i have a cruuush on yooouuuu.
Aug 5, 2011 novabird commented on SL Letter of the Day: Name That Poon.
recently i was a party to a circle of introductions that involved, "Hi, my name is _____, and i call my junk ______." my favorite was 'gennies'. you know, your gennies, your genitals. gender neutral, not derogatory, and not weird or gross (to me, anyways). but of course, all that stuff has to do with your audience. vaclabia sounds like a kind of injury or an illness, i am surprised to learn that anyone would think this worked for them, but whatevs. JUST DON'T CALL MY JUNK THAT, ok? thanks!
Jul 22, 2011 novabird commented on Mayor McGinn's Mailbag, Volume 2.
@13 alleviate the things that make crack so appealing. poverty, racism, racist dipfucks like Avi, gentrification, abuse, violence...good fucking luck.
Jul 8, 2011 novabird commented on Goodspaceguy on the End of the Shuttle Program.
i remain convinced he is in the middle of A VERY ELABORATE and long-term political art performance. right? oh god.
Jun 22, 2011 novabird commented on Straight-Wedding Boycotters.
Marriage affords people privileges that I believe should be available to EVERYONE, gay or straight, married or unmarried. I will celebrate the partnerships and relationships of my friends, queer or straight, monogs or non-monogs, but I will not attend *actual weddings* unless they are sincere celebrations of those relationships, not sincere celebrations of the State's entry into their relationships, affording them additional privileges.
Jun 10, 2011 novabird commented on How Rob McKenna's Politics Hurt Women.
@1 creepy thing my abusive father used to say "i own you. you're my daughter. i can do anything i want with you." creep.
Jun 8, 2011 novabird commented on Attention, Vegetarians and Vegans.
God, I miss Vegan Garden. And I'm not even vegan anymore!
May 26, 2011 novabird commented on Eating the Cost.
remember the last time you got food poisoning, or got 'THE OFFICE COLD'? hell yeah, i want people to stay the fuck home when they're sick, so that i don't get sick, TOO. especially if they touch food! jesus. it seems so damned obvious.
May 18, 2011 novabird commented on Translating Ben Stein.
I want to punch Ben Stein in the throat and give Lindy West a platinum medal. Burn the rich, canonize the feminists. WHAT.