dereksheen
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Comedian, writer, actor I live here I don't always like it It smells, it's wet… more »

May 18 dereksheen commented on Captain America: Civil War Is Such a Fucking Mess, I Don't Know Where to Start.
...and I just failed the call-out test by spelling *it wrong.
(Walks into operating propeller)
Mar 23 dereksheen updated his or her bio.
Mar 23 dereksheen commented on .
Sometimes I hate this city sooooo fucking much.
Nov 26, 2015 dereksheen commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
61: You literally summed up this guy's editorial in 14 perfect words.

Nov 26, 2015 dereksheen commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
59: That's mildly understating my weight problem.
Nov 26, 2015 dereksheen commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
@51: Portland also has the most baller comedy scene in the country, one the best comedy festivals, an alt weekly that supports it's growth and some the best audiences I've ever performed for. If you can't kill there, it's because you're terrible at comedy and probably a dolt.
@53: You're fat
Nov 25, 2015 dereksheen commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?.
dear Stranger editors,

Jesus, you guys have really strayed from the path of relevancy. I can't wait until your free weekly is just 40 pages of karaoke listings.

Derek Sheen
Aug 24, 2014 dereksheen commented on LOL-apalooza!.
Also, this is a super rad lineup!
Aug 24, 2014 dereksheen commented on LOL-apalooza!.
That's a picture of Beth Stelling, not Carmen Lynch. You have the internet, right?
Jul 12, 2013 dereksheen commented on John Curley Says Fast Food Workers Need to Quit Being So Uppity or Get Replaced By Robots.
Wait, John Curley was promoted to radio?