Nov 26, 2016
commented on How Green Is My Recount?
Condescending posts like this make me wish I could have written in Sanders a hundred more times to rub it in your smug face a hundred more times why you lost. If the Democrats refuse to learn their lesson and ignore poor people like they always do, I'll be doing it again in 2020.
Nov 26, 2015
commented on How Do You Tell a Joke in Portland, Oregon?
Why doesn't everyone at the Stranger just come out and admit that they hate standup comedy? I've never seen one good word about the sport in here. You have an amazing comedy scene in the Northwest, but you have to import some rando's complaints about one bad night to rile everyone up and get them arguing about "the rules" of comedy, as if funny is something static and unchanging and one size fits all. You're great about covering some things, but you suck at covering standup.
Also, Derek Sheen is adorable.
Sep 17, 2013
commented on Caucasian Seattle Model Paints Herself Black for Local Fashion Shoot
Fucking hell. I need to stop reading the comments to any "Is this racist?" article the Stranger posts. All the handwringing, self-flagellating simps really come out of the woodwork to win their gold medals in the Offended Olympics whenever Slog posts boring shit like this. If Slog replaced all these red herring outragebait posts with stories related to real discrimination, bigotry, and racial violence in the world, the things it could accomplish! The coverage of Russia is a really good start, but the world's a lot bigger and shittier than Russia. Stop diluting the horrors of the world by crying wolf over piss-poor horror simulations, you thin-skinned babies, and get to the real shit.
Aug 19, 2013
commented on Blade Runner As an 80s Video Game
And #3 would know. He knows good.
I geeked out harder for the Shadowrun gameplay than for the Blade Runner game itself.