Sep 9, 2015 lyllyth commented on Reader Survey: Is Astrology Real?.
Wow. New low for the staffing at The Stranger. Your loss, not his. I concur with every other criticism that this is a Just Plain Stupid Move for your "Seattle's Only Newspaper". Überlame.

At least I can still pick up huge stacks of your paper and run them through the shredder for rodent bedding. That's really all its fit for unless/until you bring Rob back.
Feb 23, 2015 lyllyth commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Come On, Snoopy.
He's having phone sex with her, but he's not fucking her. Yet. Keep snooping and he will.

It's that simple. Really.
Sep 26, 2012 lyllyth commented on I, Anonymous.

Trap men with pregnancies? You must've missed my post about the ex who claimed shock that his "vasectomy" failed...and then pitched a temper tantrum because I refused to get married, move into the family compound, and live off of his parents like he does.

But hey, he's in the upper ranks of World of Warcraft. Never you mind that $11,000+ of back support he owes, that I will never get. He's famous online! something.

So, lesson learned:
Me = no marriages ever, IUD all the way.
May 23, 2012 lyllyth commented on I, Anonymous.
@62 Thank You.

The rest of you fuckers?
Apr 21, 2012 lyllyth commented on Another One Bites the Dust.

That's not only the most callous thing you could say, it's the most asinine. You realize there is a LOTTERY for the Section 8 WAIT LIST? That is can only be applied for once per household per year in a 10 day timeframe that everything is done to prevent from being public knowledge? That the WAITING TIME, should you miraculously get on that list is over 3-4 years long at this point?

You are a completely confounding moron.
Apr 17, 2012 lyllyth commented on Mitt Romney Would Not Stick His Dog on the Roof Again, Because It Was So Unpopular the First Time.
So-ci-o-path. C'mon, now: say it with me.
Apr 17, 2012 lyllyth commented on I, Anonymous.
And now, a drive-by random linking:…

Which felt appropriately surreal for this week's IA.
Jan 4, 2012 lyllyth commented on We Regret We’re So Dumb.
So...what's keeping us from petitioning for a State Income Tax *this year?*

Jan 4, 2012 lyllyth commented on I Regret Not Killing Benjamin Colton Barnes Before He Got to That Park Ranger.
I hope it hurt. I hope he was conscious enough to feel the ice crystals forming in him, at least at the very beginning. Shattering his cell walls and gushing out their innards in an apoptotic frenzy of creeping frosty doom.

I don't hope hurt on my fellow humans very often, but it seems to me that this one left his humanity behind him somewhere in Skyway.

Margaret, I hope your soul finds peace.
I hope your daughters grow up to be like you.
Dec 8, 2011 lyllyth commented on I, Anonymous.
I think we ought to organize around a WA State income tax. Fo' realz, yo.