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TMI

If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Too many to choose from.
Where's your hairiest square inch?: 1. Who cares? 2. Top of my head.
What book have you read the most?: Not sure except Gore Vidal wrote it.
What helps you sleep?: Pot/xanax.
What is your sweetest taboo?: What taboo?

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May 11 parisimo commented on SL Letter of the Day: I'm Out.

Dick... Cunt... Ass... all works.

Mar 22 parisimo commented on I, Anonymous.

Often the same people who are offended by "cunt" have no hesitation to call someone a "dick." Dick/Cunt - pretty much the same meaning for different words. From what I've observed - the older you are the more likely you are offended by Cunt.

Mar 18 parisimo commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Gateway Toy.

Daniel: You are in trouble with Terry - and well you should be. And Booze is Never an Excuse for Bad Behavior. Sober up... and Shut Up. Duck, Dan! That frying pan is headed your way!

Dec 15, 2012 parisimo commented on Savage Love Episode 320.

Tis the season for petty peeves, eh Daniel? Does your husband encourage this, or merely tolerate it? I am hoping it's the latter. The first time, perhaps, it was a tad cute, but now it's entered my long list of petty peeves - Daniel's yuletide rant - oh the tedium. It has now gotten squarely to the point that your hissy fit has nothing at all to do with what you're hissing at, but something deep within your psyche that greatly disturbs thee. Please, please cast it out, and end for all time this petty pissing on so much much to do about nothing nothing at all.

Nov 14, 2012 parisimo commented on Savage Love.

In my vast experience - wait, I mean - in personal studies I have conducted over several+ decades, uncut men, generally, enjoy having their dick sucked significantly more than cut men. Perhaps because uncut dicks have more pleasure receptive nerves? I report; I suck. This has been your Duh of the week.

Sep 19, 2012 parisimo commented on Savage Love.

Dear Randy: You need a man. I am available. In the meantime, here's a link to the first man I deem the male equivalent of the voice of La Streisand (except myself, of course... in my dreams). https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

Aug 10, 2012 parisimo commented on I, Anonymous.

This husband may have learned those tactics from women who are usually quicker than hubby to take the $ and run. Mixed marriages... what do you expect?

Jul 26, 2012 parisimo commented on SL Letter of the Day: Massive Generalization Alert.

Note to Boyfriend of SFTSLAFiP:

RRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

Jul 21, 2012 parisimo commented on Savage Love Episode 299.5.

Gee, ever hear of a guest host? A really good one might allow you to take even more time off and still keep the pod going. In the meantime I shall not be calling you, and I shall not be crying, though perhaps I'll tear up just a bit.